I used to have a girl I dated who was paranoid I was fucking other girls. I guess because she lowered herself to get with me, she figured I had that affect on most women, unfortunately she was wrong. But every night I would come home and the first thing she would do is sniff my dick to see if she could smell other pussy on it and only half the time she’d suck me off after realizing she was being insane. So I started trying to fuck with her when I realized we were done and I’d rub random disgusting things on dick to fuck with her head, from mustard to mud to not washing for a week just to gross her out, but that just made her stop giving me blowjobs. Until one day, I took the plunge and rubbed my dick with some raw 3 day old fish and when I got home for the inspection she freaked the fuck out and stabbed me in the fuckin’ neck with a pen. I lived and lucky for you that I did cuz here are my stepLINKS….of the Day
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