I am posting this news story of some girl who did some car jacking and tried to rob some store or garage or something all while wearing a bikini, because the concept of a bikini bandit is a hell of a lot hotter than her inbred face. When I saw it was in Mississippi, I shoulda known bitch would have looked like she was hit in the face with a shovel by her father who also happens to be her husband and father of her babies. Either way, watch the video cuz you have nothing better to do with yourself….