Here are some pictures of Sophie Monk working Russel Simmons and his Adult Lisp in hopes of landing a record deal, because before she was a miserable, horrible, busty actress in shit movies that went straight to DVD, she was winning singing competitions in Australia, something I guess she wants to re-visit here as she realizes all she’s got from Hollywood so far is Paris Hilton’s strain of genital herpes thanks to her cheatin’ ex fiance and I guess it’s good to know a girl can still suck dick to the top and we haven’t lost them all to feminsts.