stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk and was talking to dudes about pissing on chicks and it turns out that 95% of the guys I was with have all pissed on a chick at least once. The other 5 percent was passed the fuck out on the bar so we never really got a straight answer out of him. According to these dudes, most of the time the chicks are the ones initiating it because I guess when you hate yourself enough to fuck people I know, getting pissed on is just solid re-affirmation that you totally think you’re are sewer quality and that is the kind of girl you wanna marry. They’ll never give you a hard time and will thank the powers above for having you actually commit to them, even though everyone else in the world knows you’re a worthless piece of shit….she thinks that she’s nothing compared to you and that you are too good for her, leaving you with all the freedom you fuckin’ want….Enjoy….

Now – Watch Me Make a Fool of Myself on Twitter

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Then Check out pictures from my trip to the zoo on Facebook

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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS cuz they make for a decent waste of time….

These Girls Met Getting Implants- True Story

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Lookin Good Sweetheart

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Rachel Bilson Showing Off Her Pussy

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Aisleyne-Horgan-Wallace Nip Slip

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Who Knew Mario Paint Could be So Amazing?

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The 10 Hottest Left Handed Women

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LADIES! Have I Got a Gem For You

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The Ladie’s of Miss Universe

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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity

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Minka Kelly and Kate Hudson Cat Fight

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If There’s 1 Thing Jesus Hates More than Computers, It’s Old People

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Striptease of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian Likes Dirty, Condomless Sex

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I Can’t Decide If I Think Anna Ferris is Hot or Not

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Halle Berry is Most Probably Pregnant Again

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Loryn is a Girl Next Door Type

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YOU TOO CAN HAVE HANNAH MONTANA’S CHERRY

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Demi Moore is Still Totally Bangable

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For Fuck Sakes Kein Federline is Almost as Fat as I Am

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How DO You Get rid of That Tattoo?

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Adrean is Amazing

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I Can’t Think of a Worse Moment to Faint

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Fucking Machine to Edn All Fucking Machines

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John Lennon is Rolling in His Grave

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Skinny Blonde is Naked and Dancing

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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun

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Lohan is Pretty Much the Worst Role Model Ever

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Katy Perry Bikini Ass

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Now That’s a Coffin I Want to Be Buried In

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Nothing Wrong With Showing Off!

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Louise is Sexy

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Who is Candice Swanepoel and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet

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Now THIS Is A Hot Fuckin’ Piece of Ass!

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They Want to Lick Your Lollipop and By Lollipop They Mean COCK

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I Wana Be a Part Of It, Don’t You?

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Megan Fox Needs to Shut Up and Look Good

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Meet Tiffany

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Threesome Heaven? You Decide

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Ahh The Joy of Bikinis

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Chuck is Watching Quite the Show

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How To: Enjoy a Melon

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Emo Amateurs Holy Fuck!

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For All You Ed Hardy Fucks

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Because We All Need a Little Assistance Finishing the Job

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stepLINKS of the Day August 13th, 2009