I have nothing to say. It is 10 am. I spent the night in the woods. Accidentally. I haven’t slept much. I smell like bark and I just got in. I don’t know what happened but I am pretty sure I had sex with a tree. It was magical. So people who say drugs are bad are just boring and wrong, cuz without drugs I may have never had the best sex I can remember with a tree because it took drugs for my brain to think she was hot and worth fucking. Some people say I am not an environmentalist but environmentalists hate me. They lecture me and try to make me guilty for not composting. Well I think those people are bullshit and don’t love trees as much as I do and probably never will, so next time they bug me about donating to some emissions or recycling or tree planting bullshit, I’ll just have to bust the photo from last night to prove it.
Here are my stepLINKS….
These Sluts Do What They Are Told
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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!
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the Jonas Brothers Finally Hit Puberty!
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Vanessa Hudgen’s Hottest Pics
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Lap Dance Work Out
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Let’s Bask in the Glory of Sarah Hardings Ass Together
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Jump, Kick Fail – I Love Seeing Kids Fall
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Rebecca Romijn Camel Toe!
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Renee Zellweger Just Keeps Getting Weirder Looking
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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AHHHHHHH Tricia Helfer
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Striptease of the Day
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Michael Hepls Crashed a Car
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Eve Longoria is Lookin Alright
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Nicol and Kayla Get It On
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What? Isn’t This The Way Everyone BBQs?
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Get Ready for the Biggest Piece of Shit Ever
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Girls Gotta Keep on Jumping
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Wet Tshirt Contests Are Always Fine By Me
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what Good is a Gun For, If Only to shoot Yourself – VIDEO
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Girlfriend Makes a Porno
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Adele Makes My Penis Hurt in a Good Way
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Love When Guys Eat It On Ramps – VIDEO
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Posh is So Fucking Gross
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I Love Me Some Shay Laren
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Imogen Thomas Topless
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Lina Goes Green
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Bambi and Petra
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Shakira Has Still Got It
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Jenaveve is Oh So Sexy
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Because The Only Thing Awesome About Toronto is the Babes
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Everyone Loves a Slutty Bridesmaid
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Surprise!! Stewie is Gay!!
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44 Sluts Posing With Les Paul Guitars
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Sandy is a Romantic at Heart, and When I Say Heart, I Mean Vagina
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Playboy Miss September – Kimberly Phillips
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High School Brawl – VIDEO
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How About Some Mystery Meat?
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Lady Caca Wants the Gays
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BOOOOOOOB FIIIIIIGHT!
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Peta Treats Women Like Pieces of Meat
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HERE’S THE MOST FUCKABLE GIRL ON THE INTERNET…..IF SHE DOESN’T BLOW YOU TO DEATH FIRST
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Some Quebec Slut Who Banged Ben Affleck Making Out with Strippers
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