I got a threatening email from Playboy…..
Dear Sir or Madam:
It has come to our attention that you are utilizing copyrighted images of Heidi Montag on your website http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/08/13/heidi-montags-playboy-pictures-of-the-day/.
THE USE OF THESE IMAGES IS UNAUTHORIZED. IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITH THE TERMS SET FORTH BELOW BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, AUGUST 14, 2009, WE WILL CONTACT YOUR ISP AND HAVE THE IMAGES REMOVED PURSUANT TO THE DMCA.1. Remove ALL UNAUTHORIZED images of Ms. Montag by 12 A.M (midnight) today, August 14, 2009; AND
2. IF YOU ELECT, You may display one (1) image on your website provided that you link the image to www.playboy.com/heidi .
This notice is not intended to and shall not waive or prejudice any rights and remedies that Playboy may have at law, in equity or otherwise. Any and all such rights and remedies are hereby expressly reserved.
Regards,
Rebecca Blabolil
IP Enforcement Specialist
So I wrote back….
Rebeccers,
I will take them down because I don’t give a fuck about Heidi Montag and wish your spread were pictures of her getting tortured, or maybe of her career coming to an end.
You on the other hand Rebecca, write letters with such precision, professionalism and conviction. I am totally hard right now and would love for you to tell me what you are wearing, but more importantly, what you are doing to yourself, because if I was there, I’ll tell you this much, you’d be pinned up against the wal, with me inside you from behind, begging for me to fuck you deeper, because even in my fantasies I have a small penis.
I love you, send pics….Regards,
Jesus Martinez
IP Enforcement Specialist Lover
Here are my stepLINKS….
Naomi Campbell Upskirt
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Since Everyone is Talking About Mad Men…
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Sexy Model Pics Of Melody
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Since My Step Daught Had a Sex Dream About Jeremy Piven Last Night Here’s a Good Interview With Him That May Inspire Her to Stalk, Marry, Then Divorce Him So I Don’t Have To Work Anymore
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I’ll Give Jesse Jane Somewhere to Put That Tongue
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TRAILER PARK BOYS 2 TRAILER
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And More Naomi Campbell
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Prince Harry is Almost as Bald as I Am
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Flowchart for Determining if You Should Get a Divorce
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Striptease of the Day
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Take That, OctoMom!
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George Clooney is Gonna SUE!
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Sara Harding Stops Trains With Her Ass Shaking
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Seriously, What the Fuck is Wrong With Tyra Banks?
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Hmmmm Tanlines Can Actually Be Kind of Hot
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Ahhhhhh Emma Watson
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DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY HAS NEVER HAD MORE TRUTH THAN IT DOES NOW!
STEVEN TYPER WHAT THE FUCK!
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George Michael Got Arrested
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Two on Two Naked Oil Wrestling!
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How Awesome is This Kid?
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Lucie and Her Favorite Toy
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Man or Women, Place Your Bets
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ahhhh Tori Lane
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Fuck You Lily Allen
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Carmen Electra Looking Like a Whore And Doing What She Does Best
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Malene Espensen Topless Lingerie
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Sensasional Adrean
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Princess Blueyez Will Make You Wanna Work It
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Evan Rachel Wood Looks Slutty and I Like It
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Bear Jumps in a Backyard Pool in San Dimas – VIDEO
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These Babes Will Make Your Dick Hurt
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Abbey Brookes is Worth Beating Off To
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JONAS BROTHERS DEATH METAL
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Human Powered Hovercraft
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Go On, You Know To
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Kid Freaks Out Over Vanessa Hudgen’s Tittay’s
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April Gutierrez Crowned Miss COED August 2009
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Do You Live This Song As Much As I Do
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Atlas is One Lucky Guy
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Absolutely 100% Guarantee You Can Fuck This Big Tittied Porn Star (For $1500)
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Eva Mendes’ Big Black Nipples
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