I guess the new place I am going to have to get my creep on is going to be at some luxurious pedicure spot because I didn’t realize that girls go to that shit in skirts and more importantly, I didn’t think that they sat with their feet propped up like they were acting all shy at a gyno exam. Unfortunately, chubby Kristin Cavallari the bottom feeding idiot who thought she was too good for The Hills only to come crawling back to The Hills like at least one of my ex girlfriends, but that only happened because she was an immigrant who developed a serious drug addiction and the guy she left me for beat the fuck out of her before dying of an overdose and she had no where else to sleep and figured my couch was a good halfway house, until waking up every night with my dick inside her uninvited. I figured if it is my couch its my business…but now I don’t have a couch anymore, everything is my disgusting wifes’, so I luckily don’t have all these complicated issues to deal with…..except when my wife tries to rape me when I am sitting on her couch and busts the same logic I used….
Either way, Here’s Hollywood’s kitchen garbage of a person getting her nails done and inspiring a whole lot of men to look twice when walking by the nail salon….