When the person working at the amusment park told Katie Price she should wait in line to ride a log, she jumped at the opportunity cuz riding wood is pretty much her favorite pass time besides getting ridiculous fake tits. When she realized it wasn’t that kind of ride, and not what she originally had in mind, she made the best of it by getting her new lover to rock her backend. I guess the beauty of having a retard baby for Jordan is that she can still fuck as much as she wants, wherever she wants, cuz the retard doesn’t know better, he’s a lot like having a pet dog….