I was just walking next to a polluted river and the asshole I was with thought it would be funny to throw me in the water, possibly because we did mushrooms this morning, but probably because he’s a piece of fucking shit, something I smell a lot like because that’s what I just fuckin’ swam in. Unfortunately I didn’t drown, but here are my stepLINKS and I’m gonna go shower before I get the flesh eating disease or whatever the fuck you get from swimming in sewage. I suck at life or maybe life just sucks…either way, here are my links…
LET’S ALL GO TO MEXICO CAUSE THE GOOD SHIT IS LEGAL!
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Say It Three Times!! Tweetlejuice! Tweetlejuice! Tweetlejuice!
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More Reasons Why You Should Visit Cleveland!!
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Lohan Got Her Lips Injected and I Can Think Of a Few Good Places For Her to Put Them
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Because I Know You Still Have Pending Charges In That Peeping Tom Case
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LET ME TWITTER THAT HOMEBOY!!
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Katie Price Spear Eagle? Is That You?
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Why the Fuck is Renee Zellweger All Over the Place Lately
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25 Hot Vintage Babes
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ATTN TWLIGHT NUTS!
You Too Can Have Edwards Sparkling Peen
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Striptease of the Day
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Pauly Shore Wants Attention
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Maybe Kourtney Kardashian is Faking Her Pregnancy
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I Wanna Bang Marisa Tomei So Fucking Bad
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Nikol & Zuzana Z Get It On
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If Theres Someone I Could Make Dead With My Mind, It Would Be Spencer Pratt
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Kristen Stewart is Getting Naked in Some Stripper Movie
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Kourtney Kardashian Just Won’t Shut Up
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Miranda Kerr Gallery
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Jemma is Cute As a Button
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Trampline Accident Ha Ha Ha
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She’s Got a Huge Clit
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Lezzies Get It On
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Fat Man in a BMX
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Was Michael Jackson a Chubby Chaser?
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Some Hannah Hilton is Always Nice
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Leighton Meester is Leggy
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Emma Frain Strips Down
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Ashley Roberts Bikini Shots
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Ember Teases in a Tiny Bikini
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Miami Daily Hotties Cause They Are Hotter Than the Sun
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Fat Man At the Pool
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The Gorgeous Girls of Miss Universe 2009: Bikini Edition
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Ladies in Red
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Some Playboy Babes To End the Week Right
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College Professor Tased In Courtroom
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Pornstar Meltdown
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SOMEONE THREW A DILDO AT ADAM LAMBERT
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Knocked the Fuck Out
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Not That an Interestng Holy Union
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10 Hottest Muslim Women
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Bianca Beauchamp and Aria Giovanni Are Pussy Lickin’ Wrestlers In The Nude!
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Watch The Video…..
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Hot Video of Ice-T’s Whore Wife Coco
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