I hate Spike, but I love Kayden Kross, so before I get started I want everyone to know I am doing this for her and not for them.
She hit me up saying she entered some contest with Spike asking me to vote for her and as I looked around at the other girls and thought it was a fucking crime that she wasn’t winning, because based on her look, her pics and her video she’s got it going on and the other girls are ghetto, cheesy trash they found at the Ed Hardy discount bin.
I realized that it had something to do with Spike being a piece of fucking shit since along with robbing Kayden of the lead she deserves, also refuse to work with me, but that doesn’t right this wrong, so I am turning to you motherfuckers to vote for her, because she deserves it and Spike are assholes, but more importantly, because she will marry me as a publicity stunt if she does win and I’ll live-feed that circus act for you.
I know you didn’t pull thru the last contest she was in, so let’s not fuck me over again….