I just woke up from being passed the fuck out for the last 6 hours because I guess I am dying or have some kind of terminal illness that hasn’t been detected because I haven’t passed out in public and saved by the paramedics, so instead I’m just a ticking timebomb, but I the good news is that I woke up with a hard on, meaning I still got it. The bad news is that the warm wetness I thought was a blowjob from an amazing girl was actually my dog lickin’ my dick. Now I have to deal with the fact that my wife doesn’t turn me on but my dog does so maybe that means I’m into beastiality or maybe it just means my wife is disgusting as fuck. Either way, here are my steplinks while I go Google “Signs I am into beastiality?” ….Enjoy….
Lucy Pinder Down Blouse
GO
Carla Velli is Topless
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Because You Can’t Be Mommmy’s Special Little Guy Forever
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GRANNY’S GOT A HOE!
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Whoe Knew a Little Kid Shitting Could Be So Adorable?!
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Commercials With Underlying Sex Themes Never Get Old
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Miley Cyrus Jailbait of the Day
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Anna Paquin is a Cunt in a See Thru Shirt
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Police Chase a Skater
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The 10 Hottest Multi-Racial Women
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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You Still Live in Your Moms Basement, So This One Goes Out to You!
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Get Ready for the Lohan Nudes and/or Sex Tape
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Striptease of the Day
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Emma Roberts Bikini Action
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Lohan Needs to Lay Off the Lip Injections
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Russel Brand is Hosting the VMAs Again, Amazing
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Tina is a Girl Next Door Type
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Does Denise Richards Just Get Paid For Walking About And Not Doing Shit?
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For Fuck Sakes, Look At Shauna Sands Face
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Bang and Old Dude, Get 2.4 Million Dollars. I’d Do It.
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The Future os Air Travel
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Zara At the Car Wash
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If I Was This Reporter, I’d Have Punched Him in the Face By Now – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alison is the Clouds
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Camille and the Fucking Machine
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Let’s Play the Hair on Fire Drinking Game
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Chris Brown Better Stay the Hell Away From Rhianna
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Gallery of Drunk Sluts
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If There Were Two People I Could Make Dead With My Mind, It Would Be Heidi and Spencer
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Some Evan Rachel Wood Photos
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Huge Dildo and a Bit of Fisting
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Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Oilin’ Up Some Massive Jugs
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Because Girls Are The Only Reason I Go Out, Other Than The BOOZE
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Meet Carlie Christine
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Playboy Babe – Ashlyn Letizzia
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Joyce and Debra Are Some Fine Lookin’ Twins
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Bill O’Reilly Hates Jay-Z
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Would You Hold This for a Second?
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Rock God’s Wife Shows Off Her 38EEE-22-36 Bikini Body!
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