I guess Hilary Duff got herself on Gossip Girl for more than one reason. Yesterday, I said that she was doing it to stay relevant, jumping up on a hot show so people would remember her, but now I think it’s got more to do with her using the show as an opportunity to get her TV crush up in her pussy because I guess now that she’s got all fat and dumpy and her boyfriend and his Hockey Team have slowed down on the stickin’ her ass and pussy while jerking each other off in some sort of team building initiation since it is the off season or some shit has made her desperate and figured she might as well get paid for male attention instead of paying for it and I guess none of that matters but here’s the picture proof anyway, cuz that’s what I do..