I wonder if this dude ever expected to be dating a teenage popster after her teenage popstar status slowly started to fade and her designer jeans started to get bigger and bigger back when he was just a Canadian kid digging quarters out of his pedophile coach’s asshole in some kind of game he was told would better his chances of going pro, or some shit that I don’t have concrete proof about, but know from people who did do sports that a whole lot of homo shit goes down from the coaches to the teamates in the shower and in private meetings and the bond a team has means never letting that information out.
I guess the good news is that with weight gain comes fatter tits, which is probably more fun for her boyfriend to overcompensate and mask his homosexual fantasies with.
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