Someone emailed me this clip of a leather couch giving birth to a naked Danny Devito on some show called Sunny in Philadelphia and I don’t really understand it. The weirdest thing I ever found in my couch was some disgusting smells thanks to my wife’s sweaty ass after a Touched by an Angel marathon that prompted me throwing the TV out the fucking window. I mean as a pig I am sure there’s some real vile shit in there, from used tampons to pieces of feces, but nothing as gross as a naked midget, which makes me feel like I am really missing out on life….but we all already knew that about me, so watch the clip.