I wrote a Tweet yesterday about how I once woke up the kind of a girl you find disgusting and hate, but who is sleeping in your bed after you were too drunk and too weak and brought her home and fucked her despite knowing you are better than her and that you lowered yourself to a whole new low which is saying a lot because you’re no that much to look at, and really you’ve had sex with some pretty disgusting shit, but nothing as disgusting as this girl with that smile across her face in your fucking bed, making you feel borderline suicidal, but realize you’ve seen the worst and it is only uphill from her and the thought of her will haunt you for the rest of your fucking life, but will also keep you from making the same mistake again no matter how little fucking self control you have, and I did it with hungover practically brown multi-vitamin piss, the thickest and worst smelling piss you can imagine, all over her disgusting face while screaming things at her like that she’s nothing but a public toilet and she’s lucking she didn’t wake up to me shitting on her like she deserves….It was a desperate time in my life, and Ali Larter’s wearing the shorts….
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