I was just in a bar and two older ladies walked in wearing the most obnoxious colored party dresses, so I decided to walk up to them, assuming they had no shame and asked if they were celebrating their very senior prom, finguring that at 50, they had no business wearing the shit and needed a bit of a reminder, instead they turned to me and said they were there lookin’ for cock and walked away, reminding me that even 50 year old bitches dressed like clowns want nothing to do with me but at least I have my stepLINKS…..
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