This was supposed to go up last night and I have no idea why it didn’t, I guess I fucked up, or my site fucked up either way, here it is now…
I just spent an hour lecturing my stepdaughter about how she has to stop fucking married men. It seems like every month or two there’s another story of a man leaving his wife for her, or a wife finding out about her and she finds the whole thing funny. I told her that these dudes are just using her like a home away from home, you know a place to keep their dick warm when they aren’t inside their wives and that they see her like a cheap motel, usually not staying more than an hour, a cheap motel that won’t rent me a fuckin’ room because apparently I’m not the kind of married man she’s willing to break a home over, which is okay cuz she’s a whore anyway and I can’t look at her the same way I did when she was barely 18 and still a virgin tanning on our patio, or watching TV in her little pajama booty shorts, before she discovered the fun of sticking things inside her that belong to someone else as often as her used up 23 year old pussy can. Not that you care about my family bullshit…
Here are my stepLINKS….
Nicole Richies Vagina Just Got a Whole Lot Baggier
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These Koreans Hate the USA As Much As I Do
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Keppy Brookes Has The Perfect Hourglass Figure
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Greek Playmate 2009 Efi Kyriakou Panty Upskirt
(Seriously, I Think This Chick Has a Dick)
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Because We All Need Something to Get Us Through the Week
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I’ll Give You Somewhere to Put That Tongue, and By Somewhere, I Mean My ASS
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The 9 Hottest Swedish Women
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SHUT DOWN BITCH! YO’ ASS GOT SERVED!
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Some Whores in Wigs Flashing What I Think is Underwear
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Some Documentary on Vodka Wars in Russia….
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emily Blunt is Boring But Fuckable Still
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16 Common Penalties That College Freshmen Should Avoid
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Striptease of the Day
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Honestly, Kim Catrell Has Never Turned Me On Like This Before
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So Here’s Tyra Banks’ Real Hair and It’s Just As Gross As You WOuld Imagine
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I’m Lovin’ Kim Kardashian as a Blonde
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Kanya West is Fucking Ridiculous
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Meet Anna Marie!
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Pam Anderson is a Naughty Security Guard
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Jessica Jane Clement in FHM
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I Love When Chicks Tits Pop Out on the Runway
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News Reporter FAIL – VIDEO
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Toys in the Bathroom…Sexy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kate Moss Obviously Has No Sense of Humor
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Sandra Shine in Blue
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I Don’t Know What Hollyoaks is But Here Are Some Hot Sluts From It
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Holy Fuck, And I Thought I Was Drunk
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Some Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Throwbacks
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Megan Fox is At the Beach
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Sexy Blonde With Tanlines
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And More Megan Fox
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Get Ready to Have the Shits Like Never Before
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Mexican Reporter goes For a Swim
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Some New York Ladies You’d Love to Get Your Hands On
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Shay Laren Dressed Up and Taking It Off
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The Kardashian Sisters Are Still Fat, They Just Know How to Work Photoshop
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This Isn’t The Biggest Deal, But This Egg Inside of an Egg Thing is Freaking Me The Fuck Out
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And That’s What Brand New Titties Look Like!
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So Jack Black Fucked Kathy Griffen
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AHHHHHHHHH Twins
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And Now The Michelin Man’s Long Lost Sister
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What Your Girlfriend Really Thinks About Sex
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John Gosselin is Such a Douche Part 168 283
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Holy Shit, Those Are Some Really Big Tits!
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Blonde Hair, Nice Tits, Great Ass … I’m In Love!
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