I don’t know what you useless motherfuckers got accomplished tonight, but I know I was out being a fucking hero. I made a vow to Patrick Swayze’s ghost that I would find out who murdered him, so I drank a bottle of Port, because someone gave me a bottle of Port, my diabetes went into full insulin shock. So far the suspects are some ratty ass 90 pound half dead corpse of a woman with bald patches on her ratty ass head where her bleached hair was a solid year grown out, probably amount the time her addiction took over and she gave up because her face and arms were covered with meth scabs or Aids lesions, her jeans were ripped and stained and she was hanging out at the gas station. My other suspect is my friend who I walked in on watching a documentary called “Small Town Gay Bar” about a Mississippi gay bar and my last suspect was the Glitter DVD box that was randomly placed on my stoop that was definitely the Devil’s work….no I have some investigative work to do, but before I go,
Here are my stepLINKS….
WILL SOMEBODY FUCKING KILL KATE GOSSELIN ALREADY
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The vigin Suicides aka Your Life Story
Make Good Here
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Her Name is Kayden Kross, She’s a Pornstar, My Pornstar and This is What She Wore Yesterday
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Give It Up For Chinese Perversion
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Avril Lavigne is So Gross
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How Great Is It Humiliating Kanye West? A Breakdown of His Biggest Fuck Ups from the Past
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Some UK Big Brother Slut’s Panty Upskirt
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AHHHH Shakira
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Dont’t Run From Pedo Bear, He Just Wants to Talk
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Striptease of the Day
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Worst. Tattoos. Ever
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Angelina Jolie is Going to Kill Rachel McAdams
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Obama Hates Kanye Too
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Who Doesn’t Love Marshmellows?
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Oh I Love Me Some Charlize Theron
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Sean Penn is Dating This Hot Piece? Wow
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More From the Lingeriw Football League
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Meet Lizzie and Altea
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These Jonas Fans Scare the Fucking Shit Out of Me
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And That’s Why You Should Take a Shit Before You Bench Press
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Slutty in the Pool
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Andres is Playing With Herself
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More Parkour Nerds
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Katie Price Got Raped by Some Celebrity
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Madison and Jerry Go Down
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Fuck You Paris Hilton
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Roselyn Sanchez Naked Covered
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Amateurs Always Make a Bad Day Better
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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HUGE TITS, HOT ASS, AND PLENTY OF POT SMOKING = LATINA SLUT!
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And More Ashley Greene
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And a Little More Girl on Girl Action…
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Nina and Puma Are Just Too Fucking Much
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Some Daughter of 2 Psychologists Models Nude…..
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Mischa Barton is Some Lingerie Scene
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British Socialite Clare Irby Sounds Like She Knows How to Party
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Some Amber Rose Where She is Looking Semu Decent, If That’s Your Thing
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Erotic Tattoo FAIL
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DENISE MILANI GETS ALL WET, WILD, AND SEE-THRU!
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Some Missle Silo Insanity
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