There was a time I used to jerk off to Scary Spice’s hard nipples in her music videos, but realize that was a time when I didn’t have the internet and had exhausted the softcore porn VHS tape I stole from some music store, but I did have stolen cable. that time is long fuckin’ gone, because it turns out the name she gave herself was a self fulfilling prophecy, kinda like Patrick Swayze taking the role in Ghost, cuz bitch looks like a fuckin’ monster….a monster with really perky tits.