Sophie Monk is still crying for attention and I like it. It’s like my very own Katy Perry song only way more interesting to look at. I only woke up a few minutes ago, I have no stories for you just now, I just spent the last 20 minutes listening to my 58 year old, crazy immigrant coffee and sandwich man tell me about how he was up all night and didn’t have a chance to shower because he just figured out what the internet is and spent the night jerking off to gangbang porn. Not normally a conversation you wanna have before eating a sandwich he made you for free, but beggars can’t be choosers and it was a great sandwich in case you were wondering. A lot like Sophie Monk’s pussy, you know it has herpes thanks to Paris Hilton, but that’s not gonna stop you from smelling it’s aroma or tasting it’s lovely sauce…
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