The paparazzi remain cocksuckers…I got this email yesterday from a big paparazzi agency who I was legally getting pictures from:
I was asked to disable your account by upper management. I believe your postings have pushed the boundaries of “Good taste”
So I wrote:
I played by the rules, I respected your limits you instilled and now you are shutting down my account because my content pushes the boundaries of good taste? I didn’t realize Splash was Emily fuckin’ Post’s rules of etiquette in how you conduct yourself or your business following celebs in their most intimate moments…and killing Princess Diana. Cocksuckers.
When the paparazzi say you are pushing the boundaries of “Good Taste” you know you are fucking gutter.
On a more interesting note I got this spam and it made me laugh….
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am pleasure to know you from Internet !
If this email disturb you, Please ignore or delete ! Thanks !
On a more interesting note, I need a monkey to affectionately hold my thigh……my wife isn’t as cute….
On an even more interesting note, Here are my stepLINKS….
Katie Cassidy is my Celebrity Slut Obsession
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If You Didn’t Hate Your Life Already You Will After This
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Mary Louise Parker is a Home Wrecking Whore, and I Like It!
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Toni Brakton Wind Blown Panty Upskirt Throback
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BEST WINDOWS AD EVERRRR!
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Man I Would Really Love to Bang George Clooney’s New Girlfriend, Way More Than That Other Stripper He Was Fucking
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Madonna Sexy Hall Of Fame….I am not joking….
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Because I Know Your Moms Basement Ca Probably Get Pretty Boring at Time
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The Eiffel Tower Explained – The Sex Position That Changed History
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100 of the Greatest You Tube Videos in 4 Minutes
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Mel Gibson Is Making This Way to Fucking Easy
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Next Time, Write an HONEST Letter to Your One Night Stand
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Tila Tequila is Fucking Weird Looking And These Freaky Contact Lenses Aren’t Helping
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some Young, Blonde Amateurs
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Rihanna is Wearing More Crazy Shit But I’d Still Stick It to Her, So Whatever
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Courtney Cox is Slidin On Up That Cougar Ladder Nicely
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Brynne Gordon is a Hot, Gold Digging Piece, You Go Girl!!
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Ahhhhhhhhhh Shakira
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Eva Habermann Gallery
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Rima is Nude in the Mirror
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Ninja Idiot
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Lesbians Stay After School for Detention
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Bree Olsen Gallery
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Meet Jessica Canizales
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Britney Skye Wants You to Want Her
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Fuck What’s Wrong With Brook Hogan’s Music, WTF is Wrong With This Bitches Face?
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Jo Hicks Nude Black and Whites
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TWINS!!!TWINS!!TWINS!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Don’t Give a Shit What She Has Growning Inside Her, Jennifer Ellison is a Fucking Whale
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Mandy Michaels Rubs Herself Down with Lotion
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Mindy Vega Love’s Lollipops
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Playboy Mexico is Like the Welfare Version of Playboy, But Here’s Some Slut Named Jillian on the Cover Anyways
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Okay, Here’s the Trailer for The Gorssest Movie Ever
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Let’s Play Guess That Ass
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Bitch Gotta Tail
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Some Throwback Cameron Diaz THong Pics
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Hot AIDS Ads cuz AIDS is Hot
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ROMAN POLANSKI’S PIRATE DAYS
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ICE-T’s WIFE COCO HAS A SISTER … WITH HUGE TITS … AND SHE’S BISEXUAL, TOO!
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