I just spent my night pretending to be Gene Simmon’s love child to get into the KISS concert, since I figure one of them will die soon enough and I’ll miss out on legendary performances and by legendary performances I mean slutty 45 year old rocker chicks who have gone through at least one divorce and a lot of cocks, who appreciates someone who is Gene Simmon’s love child…it didn’t work, so instead I went to an arcade and played games with 14 year old Asian dudes, something you guys may appreciate, but I found pretty depressing, but not as depressing as my home….
Here are my stepLINKS
Emmanuelle Chriqui is Rockin Daisy Dukes
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And the Award for Domestic Violence Crazy Bitch of the Day Goes To….
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Get Your Nut Off, It Does a Body Good
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Britney Spears and some White Trash Glamours
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The 9 Sexiest Roller Girls Of All Time
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Imagine if Star Wars: A New Hope weren’t made by George Lucas, but by hundreds of different fans in 15 second pieces and then glued together – VIDEO
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WHO SAID IT?! Megan Fox vs Mike Tyson
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Courtney Love See Through Saggy Tits
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So That’s What Your Mom Does With Her Webcam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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It’s Always Hit or Miss with Drew Barrymoe, But She is Looking Alright Here
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Madonna is Such a Predator Cougar, Here She is on Letterman
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25 Hilarious Roller Coaster Photos
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Striptease of the Day
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Looks Like Edward Furlonge (The Kid Terminator 2) is Having Some Issues
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Man christina Aguilera is Lookin Good on Project Runway
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Michael Bay Calls Megan Fox Out and It’s Kind of Awesome
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Couples Retreat – TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS
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For Fuck Sakes Christina Milian is Pregant Too?
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Goldie Hawn is a Hot Mess and Yes, I would Still Fuck Her
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How About a Wet Tshirt Contest
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What’s It Smell Like Lady?
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Marta Likes to Self Penetrate
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Adrean is All Wet
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Mellissa Lauren is Fune by Me
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Jenna Dewan Hangs Out in Her Bikini
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Guess Model Sarah Mutch is Covered But Topless Still!!
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Olivia Munn Versus Olivia Wilde
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Gianna Michaels and Jelena Jensen Get Nipple-to-Nipple
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Shay Johnson is All sorts of Sexy
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Garbage Out the Window FAIL! – VIDEO
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If You Didn’t Want to Kill The Kardashian Sisters Already, You Will Now
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CHECK OUT SOPHIE MONKS TITS
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Sesame Street Does Mad Me
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And a Few Last Shots of More Rihanna Fashion Insanity
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OMFG. CHECK OUT THE BIKINI CHICK IN THIS VIDEO
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Elena and Dasha
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