I pretty much slept most of the night, then drank the other part of the night ending up with horny elderly women line-dancing at a community center, I grabbed some ass, watched some tit jiggle to the country music, and the whole thing was far more pornographic than any of this celebrity shit, inspiring me to start livin a little more with the people who don’t have so much livin’ left in them, mainly cuz they don’t give a fuck about convention anymore and put out with little to no work, partially because 2 drinks puts them over the edge and because you can slip it in them without them realizing whether awake or asleep because their vaginas are so big and their memory so shitty and baking enough to buy 10 raffle tickets to win the fuckin’ pie, if you know what I mean…
Here are my links.
Kayden Kross is Wonder Woman…
GO Alright Seriously, WTF is Wrong With Lohan's Face?
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Levi Johnston is Cashing in on His Fame, and By Cashing In, I Mean They Gave Him $40 and a Six Pack
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Because There is No Way in Hell You Got Laid All Weekend
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Victoria Silvstedt is Masturbating on a Public Beach
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Sexy Latina Girl Gets Dirty For The Cameras
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GErman TV Dinosaur Fun!
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Some Kids Show Hosts With Some Very Dark Secrets
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Rhianna And Her See Through Dress
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Ashley Greene in Her Bikini Cuz She’s a Slut
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Can Someone Explain What is Happening is This Video, Because I Watched It Maybe 10 Times and Still Have No Clue
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When oh When Will Jessica Simpson Disappear? Here’s Hoping She Leaves Her Big Tits Behind
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For Fuck Sakes, So Apparently Kate Gosselin Can’t Pay Her Bills Now
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25 Hilarious Defaced Bills
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Striptease of the Day
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I Don’t Know Who Katrina Bowden is, But Her Body is Slammin
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One of the Backstreet Boys Has Swine Flu, Here’s Hoping The Rest of them Get It And All Die
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Jessica Biel Needs to Put a Fucking Bag Over Her Head
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Here’s Lohan Working Hard, and By Working Hard, I Mean Drinking More than I Do
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This Seth Green Freaking Out Clip is Probably Fake, But Still Awesome
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Madonna and Lady GaGa on Saturday Night Live – VIDEO
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Nikalla is Lost in the Desert
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Came Slut Caught By Dad
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Sexy Brooke Gets Off in Public
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Charley Chase and the Fucking Machine
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Meet the Quinn Sisters
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Behold the Invisible Man
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Blanca Soto and Why Am I Not Trying to Find Her Phone Number Right This Second
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Sophie Monk Yellow Bikini
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Blondie Punk-ish Chick Poses for the Cam
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How About Some Daisy Marie?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Taylor Momsen is a Jailbail Hot Mess
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Capri is Oh So Perfect
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Naked Chicks Groping Each Other on the Beach – VIDEO
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BEST BIRTHDAY CAKE EVER!!
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Andy Samberg is Awesome
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Pranking Fun with Real Dolls
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Here Kitty Kitty Kitty
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Some Kanye West Damage Control
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108 Beautiful Brazilian Butts
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Take Your Pick Gentlemen….
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NOW THIS IS A SMOKIN’ HOT BODY!
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Lesbian Porn Pros
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