I was feeling a little depressed that I don’t own any nice things, you know since I’ve spent all my money over the years drinking. As I looked over my disgusting apartment, my shitty furniture I pretty much pulled out of dumpsters over the years, my empty fridge, I stopped and thought, shit, maybe I do have a problem, maybe I should really get my act together. My clothes aren’t designer, my computer is some hand-me down shit I pretty much stole, my beer is generic storebrand, and then I realized that my lack of success and lack of nice things has nothing to do with my drinking at all, it has to do with being lazy, hating work and most importantly not marrying a wife with enough money to support my ass, so drinking’s got nothing to do with it and I almost blamed an old friend for ruining me, when in reality my old friend has been nothing but good to me. It was a close call, I was googling AA numbers and shit, but I saved my alcoholism for yet another day….
Here are my stepLINKS….
Harry Connick JR Almost Knocked Some Australian Assholes Out Over this Blackface Shit, and Rightfully So
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Kayden Kross is Keepin’ It Comfortable….
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Kate Hudson is Lookin Like a Bombshell and I Like It
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Because Getting Naked on Webcams is Why God Invented Webcames. It’s Science.
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Star Fox: IN IRAQ
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God Damn I Love Bollywood
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Kate Moss See Through Nipple Shots
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Git Yo Bling String On!
(Fuck Women Will Buy Anything)
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Dina Lohan Needs to Crawl in a Hole and Die
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The 9 Hottest Argentine Women
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25 Sexy Cowgirls
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Roman Polanski: To Catch a Predator
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Striptease of the Day
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So There’s Gonna be a Threesome on Gossip Girl
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Freida Pinto is Lookin’ Mighty Fine
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Nicole Eggert is Spoofing the Fact that She is Fat and Seems to Be Forgetting the Most Important Fact: That She is Fat
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Shauna Sand, How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Ways
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Invisible Dogs You Say?
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Meet Jenny McClain
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You Don’t See a Body Builder Tranny Fight Everyday
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Juliette is Fucking a Dildo
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Katie Holmes is Actually Lookin Good on the Cover of Elle
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Horny Secretary
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Olivia Wilde is Marie Claire
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I’m Sorry But You’re Ugly
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Katherine Kelly Lang in a Bikini
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Anna Kournikova Orange Bikini
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Pussy At the Beach
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Well Hello Bryci
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How the fuck Isn’t Lauren Conrad Completely Ireelevant Yet
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Georgia Jones and Her Dildo Are Outside
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Jessica Bangkok and Her Big Old Tits
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Kiss Was On David Letterman
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And a Bit More Roman Polanski Drama
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Justice Remixed Lenny Kravitz or Something
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Something is a Little Off Balance
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Kim Kardashian’s Condo is On the Market, Now You Can Make That Dream of Masterbating in Her Bedroom a Reality
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Lesbian Midgets Need Love Too
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Some Sexy Halloween Costumes
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The 15 Biggest Internet Jackasses of All-Time
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Gina Gershon is Available and Topless
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CANDID PHOTOS AT HOME OF DENISE MILANI SHOWING OFF HER ENORMOUS TITS TO HER LUCKY (VERY SATISFIED) BOYFRIEND
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Ass Cheek Pants on Ratty Ass Hipsters….
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