stepLINKS of the DAy

I need to stop drinking. Or at least consider stopping because it gets pretty out of hand, especially when I introduce new alcohol’s to the mix, like this week was a bottle of Spiced Rum, sure not all that wild or exciting, but for a motherfucker who hates rum, shit not only turned me into a pirate, but it also turned me into a rapist. The good news is that the girl I violently raped turned out to be an old boot I found in the park I passed out in, so I guess it all worked out in the end. I got off and the boot won’t get pregnant, but I do think it may give me athlete’s dick, not because my dick’s an athlete, but because boots you fuck aren’t hygienic.

Here are my stepLINKS and I’ll try not to hurt more people with my drinking and stick to just humiliating myself as I’ve been doing for so many years and my only happiness is knowing I am not Balloon Boy’s dad, even though that dude’s more famous than I’ll ever be, despite how pathetic he may be….

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Seriously, I Love Halle Berry More and More Everytime I see Her

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Lohan Isn’t Going to Jail…Yet….

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Better Get Those Tissues Ready…

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These Selita Banks Bikini Pics Are Just….Wow

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Mortal Kombat Versus Donkey Kong – VIDEO

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Rosario Dawson Booty Throwback

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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity

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Some Beyonce Is Usually Alright

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Sex Excuse Bingo

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Striptease of the Day

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Here’s a a Video of the Balloon Boy Puking on TV, Probably Due to the Stress

of Realizing His Parents Used Him in Their Quest for Fame Whoreing Bullshit

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God Damn Cindy Crawford is Hot

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These Angelina Jolie Action Films Are Getting Kind of Redundant, But She’s Still Hot, So Whatever

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Pam Anderson, WTF Are You Wearing?

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Marisa Miller Costa Rica Photoshoot – VIDEO

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Introducing Gemma Newman

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How NOT to Demolish a Building – VIDEO

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2 Horny Sluts is Twice the Fun

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Lesbian Teens and a Dildo

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Fergie is an Expert As Tucking Her Penis Away and Could Tech Lady Gaga a Thing or Two

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And MORE Young Lesbians

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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun

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Drunk Guy Wants His Beers! – VIDEO

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A Bunch of Weird Vending Machines – Gallery

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Kim Kardahisn Gets Paid $50000 to Show Up at a Party Even Though

When It Comes Down To Shit, She’s a Nobody. What’s Your Job?

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Hungarian Playmate Voksan Virag is Topless

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A Sunset With Adela

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Party Slut Compilation

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I Wanna Be All Over Megan Good’s Ass

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Rita and Sammie Get It On

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Stephanie Emma’s Playboy Photoshoot – VIDEO

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SCARLETT JOHANSSON SEXES UP A BRAND NEW PHOTO SHOOT … AND IT’S AWESOME!

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Lick It Up Ladies, Lick It Up

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Girls Gone TOO Wild

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Kayden Kross Loves Leather

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Kristin Cavallari

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If I Knew Cricket Had Fights, I Would Have Started Watching It Ages Ago

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Various Reactions to a Very Public Penis

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IF You Give In to This Whole Paranormal Activity is SOOOOO Scary Shit, You’re a Moron

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Smoke Em If You Got Em – Video

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Okay I Don’t Care If I’m Fat and Drunk, I Need a Trampoline and a Wall like NOW

Because This Shit is Closest You Will Ever Get To FLYING

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WWE DIVA MARIA IS NOW ON THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE … SO HERE ARE SOME HOT UPSKIRT PHOTOS FOR YOU!

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Two Bonus Videos for the Weekend……

Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 3

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Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 4

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stepLINKS of the DAy October 18th, 2009