Rihanna has leaked a shitty new single….I guess that means we have a little more of her to deal with for a little longer which is too bad because in recent weeks I’ve started hating her. It all started when my dog barked at her on her TV commercial and he only barks at animals when they are on TV, so it made me wonder whether I was into beastiality or not.
Now all you quick to call a motherfucker a racist don’t turn around and call me a racist because she has dark skin, because that makes you racist just thinking like that. See, I love me some black women, seriously it is all I ever wanted in life, but Rihanna, just doesn’t make the cut anymore, she is played the fuck out, her nude pics bored me so let’s hope her ship back to Barbados leaves the port soon, cuz I’m done with her and her accusing a man of beating her ass, when she knew she deserved it because a girl so quick to call the fuckin’ cops on her boyfriend, is no girl for me….but I would watch the sex tape, so someone out there fuck her and film it.
Thanks.
Here are pictures of her and her seriously stupid hair….
Pics via Fame