I almost posted this without writing anything. That probably would have been a good thing. Not because I hate myself, I am over this past weekend’s depression, I think years of drinking have taken all the happy chemicals in my brain and pissed on them before shitting them out…so when I got too hard, I feel the pain…..but because I was called a failed writer by someone who deserved to get beat the fuck up. A failed writer like I set out to write great novels like I was Stephen King, when I’ve only read 3 books in my fucking life.
So I can’t be so sensitive about being called a failed writer, considering I never aspired to be a writer, never took a class in writing, and didn’t even know I knew how to write before I was 30, and even when I found out I could write, knew that I didn’t really actually know how to write and since I write the best site on the internet nobody reads, I didn’t really need him to tell me I am a failed anything, cuz I’m the motherfucker who doesn’t have a job and lives a life of luxury on my milk crate desk thanks to being a failed everything…so if anything I’m an accomplished failure.
The cocksucker was just mad I tried to make out with him like two college girls do on spring break as a joke. I guess he didn’t find it funny cuz those who do gay things and don’t get turned on are much more comfortable with their sexuality than those who can’t handle gay things being done to them and turn around and call people failed writers. You hear that ya faggots…..
Here are my steplinks….and I’m gonna take my failure ass to get some booze in me cuz two days of sobriety have proven to be boring as shit….
The Fag from American Idol Poses and Tongues a Naked Model….
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Freestyle Pole Dancing of the Day
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If Carrie Prejean Wants to Keep those Tits, She’s Gonna Have to Pay for Them Herself
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A Whole Lot of Funny VIdeos….
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Kayden Kross and Her Fishnets of the Day
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Lookin Good Sweethearts – 2 for One Edition
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Because Being a Slut is a Skill Too
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Balloon Launch FAIL
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These Bullying PSA’s Never Get old and ARe Always Hilarious
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I’M IN A BOX MOTHERFUCKER
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Abi Titmus Pantyhose Upskirt
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I’m Lovin’ All This Shakira Action We’ve Been Getting Lately
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25 Amazing Etch A Sketches
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Striptease of the Day
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The Balloon Boys Neighbors Are Ready to Knock Someone the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alina Puscau Strips Down for Playboy
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If Sarah Palin Actually Goes on Oprah We Are Going to Have Jokes for the Rest of the Year
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DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!! DAVID HASSLEHOFF IS GETTING A REALITY SHOW!!
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John Stamos was DEFINITELY Drunk on Australian TV – VIDEO CONFESSION
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Jennifer Gareis in Monte Carlo
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Busty Ashlynn Brooke
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Ejected from theme park ride – VIDEO
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Cute Blonde and Her No So Private Video
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One of the Dudes From Big Brothers Got Busted for Dealing Drugs – VIDEO
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A Horny MILF and the Rocking Sex Machine
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A Collection of Isla Fisher Photos
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My Owner is an Idiot – GALLERY
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Man I Had Almost Forgot About Paz Vega
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I Don’t Know Who Juie Benz Is But She is Kind of See Through
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katy Perry and Her Camel Toe
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Ewa Sonnet Gets Them Wet
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Busty Briana Lee
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Zoe Saldana is Kind of Thin, But I Would Still Hang Her
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jayden cole Touches Herself in Front of Her Laptop Camera
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Real Goth Girls Slutting Out
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Riley Shy is Anything But
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Haven’t See Masuimi Max in a Little While
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Nuts – 2010 Topless Calendar
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Meet Sue L
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Amber Rose is Actually Lookin’ Alright Here
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Some Assholes Harass a Drunk Bitch
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A Whitney Houston Wardrobe Malfunction Will Always Make a Bad Day Better
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WWE DIVA / GO DADDY SEX KITTEN CANDICE MICHELLE IS BACK … AND SHE JUST LOOKS SO ABSOLUTELY FUCKABLE!
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I think I Just Fell in Love with Candace Rae’s Tits
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BONUS VIDEO AMATEUR BEDROOM STRIP SHOW