I just woke up from a four hour nap. I think I am unhealthy but that’s not the bad news. The bad news is that I won’t be having an orgy tonight. I won’t be in a hot tub with a bunch of women, not even a bunch of ugly women, not ever 2 ugly women. But I am hoping to drink enough so that cold, hard, boring truth doesn’t bother me as much as this picture does right now and while I do that, here are some links to entertain yourself with.
Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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That Giant Bottle of Moet Isn’t Distracting from ScarJos Tits
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Lovin’ The Tits on Candace Rae
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ZOMG!!! KIDZ OF THE 90’S LUV TEH INTORWEBZ!!!
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Kardashian Sister Upskirts
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Seriously, Madonna is Getting Weirder Looking By the Day
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Maybe This Mexican Weather Slut is Some Distant Relative of Mine
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Because you Need a Helping Hand to Get You Through the Last
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How Awesome is Pulp Fiction With a LAUGH TRACK?!
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One Night Stand – VIDEO
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Winehouse’s Dad Loves Her New Tits as Much as We Do
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From the Desk of He-Man, Master of the Universe
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Stripfilm of the Day
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There May Be a David Letterman Sex Tape Floating Around
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Gerard Butler is Banging Jessica Simpson
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Elizabeth Hurley is a Ferocious Cougar and I Love Her
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Taylor Momsen is Sluttin’ It Up
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Jana Just Loves Her Pussy
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THIS MONSTER SEAGULL WILL EAT YOUR FACE – VIDEO
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How To: Overdose on Drugs
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Roomate in the Shower
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Orgasm By Fucking Machine
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Lucy Liu is Pretty Much Naked!!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Adele Stephens is Just…Wow
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LADIES: In What Trimester Do You Stop Going to Night Clubs and Dressing Like a Hooker
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Some Big Brother UK Tits Are Falling All Over the Place
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Dasha is Busty and I Like It
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Brianna Lee is Taking It All Off
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Willa Holland Isn’t Jailbait Anymore, Let the Games Begin
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Some Ex Girlfriend Amateur Shots
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Evie is the Voluptuous Type
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Brianna Wants to Show You How She Can Shake That Ass
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Ice-Skating Bears Aren’t So Funny When They Attack You
(With Skating Bear Footage)
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SWEET! More African Pirates!
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What To Do on a Date – VIDEO
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Say What You Want, Cause He’s Got All The Bitches
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Some Aria Giovanni is Always Good
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Candice Michelle Looks Damn Good In A Bikini
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All the Members of the Rat Pack Had Bigger Penises Than You Do
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Sophie Monk is Surfing in a Bikini
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RACHEL IS A NUDE MODEL WHOSE BODY IS PERFECT, AND WHOSE FACE IS BEGGING FOR A CUP OF MY SPLUGE!
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A Month in an RV with Man Sized Rag Doll
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BONUS VIDEO – YOUNG AMATEUR BEDROOM STRIPPER IN PINK