Halloween is going to be fucking crazy and by “crazy” I mean boring, because every year I am let down at how typical Halloween plays out. It’s always the same costumes. Nothing crazy ever happens. I don’t know why idiots jump thru the hoops and do it year after year but can only assume it is because they are miserable and bored in life.
I guess we’ll find out Monday if anyting worth happening happened, but I have no fucking hope, and the sad thing is all I really need to make this Halloween better than Halloween’s past is more fucking nudity and less fucking cockteasing chicks letting their inner sluts out PG-13 style…I need people fucking as a costume, or girls masturbating as a costume, or bitches addicted to my dick as a costume
…either way, who cares, click on my stepLINKS….they are more satisfying…
Why Am I Not Surprised that Katie Price Likes Banging Cross Dressing Trannys?
Seriously Though I Wonder Who’s cock is Bigger
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Personally I’d Like to Know Where Megan Fox Bought Her “Un-Talented Actress Who is an Ungreatful Little Snot But Has a Nice Rack” Costume, Cause It is Bang On
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If Lohan is Back on the Peen, Then Girl Should Keep It Up, Cause She Looks Better Than She Has in Months
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Being a Loser Virgin Just Got a Tiny Bit Less Pathetic!
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Five Rejected Heroes Characters.
I Know It’s Hard to Believe They’d Turn Anyone Down But These REALLY Suck
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Some “Home Alone X Saw” Halloween Hilarity
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Laura Drzewicka Topless
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After All This Time, I’d Still Fuck Demi Moore
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A Gallery of Halloween Whores
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Striptease of the Day
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Rumer Willis Is Most Def Gonna Get Down With Some Girl on Girl Action and The Slut She is Doing It With is Hot
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Britney is Actually Looking Fuckable Again Lately and Her She is In a Clip From Her New Video
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Dennis Hopper is Going to Die in 3….2….1….
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Man Leona Lewis is Smokin’ and I Don’t Give Her Enough Credit
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Who is Deborah Gibson, Where did She Get Her Devil Costume, and Why Isn’t She Sitting On My Penis?
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You Know I’ve Never Watched Tennis Before, But If It’s Anything Like This Video, I’m Starting to Think I Should
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Emily’s Halloween Costume is Stellar and It’s Even Better When She Takes It Off
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THE CYBORGS ARE COMING!!! – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alison Angel Flys Solo
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Angelica and The Fucking Machine Sure Made a Mess of Each Other
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart: The Schlitz Malt Liqour Slut Edition
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When It Comes to Fights I’d Like to Watch, It Really Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Drunk Chicks VS Old People In a Language I Can’t Understand
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When Paz Vega is Around It Just Makes It An All Around Better Day
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I’m Sure You Have Never Heard of Daria Werbowy But Here She is Posing Naked In Vogue
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A World Without Amateur Internet Sluts Is Not a World I Want to Live In
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Is It Me Or Are the Girls Dressing Extra Slutty This Year For Halloween?
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Taylor Momsen Has The Hollywood Whore Junk Halo All Over Her
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REMEMBER WWE DIVA “SUNNY”? HERE SHE IS IN SOME HOT NAKED LESBIAN PICS WITH MISSY HYATT AND HER 44 EEE TITS!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sluts and Car Washes Pretty Much Go Hand in Hand, No?
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Zoe Britton and Lena Get Seriously Down and Dirty
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The Noisy Neighbors Are Making Sex!!! LISTEN!
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The View Can’t Get Much Better Than This
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The 15 Most Beautifully Busty Japanese Babes
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Bobbi Eden and Kelle Marie Make One Hell of a Team
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German Sex Shows Look Like the Type of Show I Wanna Be At
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Come to Grandma…
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Some Butch Halloween Costumes For Your Son Who is Most Probably Gay
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HOW FUCKING AMAZING IS STEVEN HAWKING’S HALLOWEEN COSTUME?!
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Tom From Myspace Wants To Be Your Facebook Friend!!
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UFC RING CARD GIRL “EDITH” HAS THE BIGGEST TITS IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!
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Celebrity Secrets Intercepted! Famous Idiots Spill the Beans And You Get to Laugh at Them
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Some Fat Ass in Tight Jeans and Cowboy Boots….
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Bonus – Someone Made a Receipt for the Night That Went Down in The Hangover
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