Despite popular belief, the stepLINKS do not get me laid, but then again either has pretending I have chocolate or a burger or a slice of pizza or cookies or really any baked good for that matter in my pants in a room full of fat chicks like the girl in this picture did, so I’m not quite sure why I bother doing them, so I’m just a disaster but day after day, like clockwork, I do…..so click the least you can do is click fucking links…asshole.
Kristen Stewart is Officially a Piece of Fucking Trash – But You Already Knew That – Provided You Know Who She Is…And If You Do That Means You’re a 15 Year Old Girl…So How Are YOu Doing???
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Jessica Simpson is the New Roger Ebert
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I Wish Ciara Would Take a Break From What She is Doing an Wrap Those Legs Around Me
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How To: Deal with Your Drunk Neighbor
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Pam Anderson’s Cleavage and Hard Nipples
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Because Your Life is More Sad and Depressing Than Mine is, and That’s No Smart Feat
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Rihanna’s New Hair is Stupid, But She is Still Pretty Hot So Whatever
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The Hottest Girls Born In November
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And That’s Why You Don’t Do Bike Jumps With Two People On the Bike – VIDEO
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When Stewie Watched 2 Girls 1 Cup
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Ahhhh To Be Drunk and Driving a Forklift in Moscow – VIDEO
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25 Little People Being Awesome
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Kate Hudson is Pretending To be Madonna…or Something
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Yeah I’d Totally Bang Carrie Underwood
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Seriously, WTF Happened to Kirstie Alley, She Used to Be a BABE
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Agyness Deyn is Fucking Weird, But She’s a Model So I Would Still Bang Her
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Adriana Lima and Isabeli Fontana – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know About You, But I Wanna Go to The Bar With Keifer Sutherland
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who’s Smarter, Men or Women? Let’s Decide Once and For All – VIDEO
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Sucker Punch Knocks a Bitches Wig Off – VIDEO
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Redhead Gets Her Pussy Stretched By a Friend
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Addison Miller is Your Cyber Slut of the Day
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Halloween Streetfight = VIDEO
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Sleeping Secuirty Guards – A Gallery
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Ashley Simpson is Going Crazy in 3…2…1…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Jenna Jameson, Before the Whole ‘Baby Ruining Her Vagina’ Thing
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Eveline Takes It All Off
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When The Babes Get Eash Other Off
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Julie Benz is Fucking Bonable All Right
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A Teenaged Slut and Her Pierced Pussy
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Capri is the Kind of Girl You Want Around A Lot
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Carrie Covers Herself in Shaving Cream
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Heather Likes to Play With Herself and Frankly, I Don’t Blame Her
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Miley Cyrus Jailbail Halloween Costume
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Women Calls 911 On Herself For Drunk Driving – VIDEO
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Some 11 Year old Girl Just Became the World’s Youngest Mother. Jesus
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Mr Plow, That’s His Name…
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Kelly Brooke is Fine By Me
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AFTER LOOKING AT THESE EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS, I WANT TO FUCK WWE DIVA MARIA KANELLIS
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10 Things that Ruin Porn
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