My dog just at a chocolate bar my wife left laying around. Turns out chocolate is toxic for dogs and I had to call the vet, he may die and I guess this may be the end of a short lived friendship, because despite thinking I hate him, this brush with death has made me feel nothing but love for him. Wish us luck, I know I’m an asshole, but he’s just a little guy and doesn’t deserve this, I’m going to give him what could be one last belly rub…I almost feel tears creeping up on me…
Sienna Miller is Getting Stuffed With Penis Like a Turkey Does With Stouffers
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Kim Kardashian in the Ring
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There is 100% a Carrie Prejean Sex Tape in Existance, Though It May Never See The Light Of Day
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Because We All Need a Little Helping Hand and I Can’t Ver Well Jerk Off For You
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I’ve Heard the Expression “Boom Mic in a China Shop” But This is Ridiculous
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Who Said It: Sarah Palin Or Anna Nicole Smith?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Slut Named Rochelle and Her Panty Upskirt
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Donger is a New Breed of Cop
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I Don’t Mind a Little Drew Barrymore Now and Again
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Emma Frain is Glorious
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Here’s The New Trailer for Angelina Jolies Movie and The Fact That It’s in Russian Makes It Hilarious
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Hudson is Right, All Men Want is Sex and a Sandwich
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Natalie Portman Looks Just Like Keira Knightley In this Magazine, Holy Fuck
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HAHAHAHHA Kim Kardashian Got Knocked The Fuck Out
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HEY IDIOTS WHO BELIEVE THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012!! IT’S NOT GOING TOO!
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A Heidi Klum Photoshoot
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Natali Blond is Busty
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Nicole Kidman Looks Like a Kinky Wax Figure
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Nip Slip Catfight – VIDEO
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Babe With a Hot Ass Gets Herself Off
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Alejandra Cata Does Lingerie
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Madison and Mackenzie Have a Happy Halloween
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Let’s Shit on Ashley Simpson Some More
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Sophie Monk Throwback
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Just a Hot Babe Taking Her Clothes Off
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Bask in Zuzana
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She May Have Herpes, But Sometimes, Just Sometimes, I Think About Bangin’ Paris Hilton
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Denise Milani is Rolling Around in the Sand
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Andi Valentino is a Hot Rocker Chick
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Capri Cavalli & Katalin Kiraly Topless Kissing
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Hannah Hilton Removes Her Green Lingerie
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Man Lohan’s Dad is a Fucking Parasite
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Insane Vehicle I’ll Never Get But I Still Want of the Day
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Praise the Lord!!! Praise Jesus!!!
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DJ AM’s House is For Sale
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Now There’s Some Big Tits
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Me and My STD – VIDEO
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120 Hot Girls Doing Keg Stands
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Malin Ackerman and Some Upskirts
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Some Brad Pitt Cock for the QUeers…and Curious
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Hot Mormon Muffins
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The Blow Up Bra
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THE UNCENSORED OUTTAKES OF THE KELLY BROOK LINGERIE PHOTO SESSION ARE FUCKIN’ AWESOME!
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