Good news….my dog didn’t die. Bad news…neither did my wife. You’d think that after 10 years of destroying herself by eating and no exercising that her heart would give out, I mean that logic is the reason I married her in the first place, hoping there was a light at the end of this miserable tunnel, but for some reason I’m the unluckiest motherfucker and she’s probably going to outlive me, forcing me to miss out on the single life I’ve been dying for all these years…you know coming home drunk to no one to bother me is just a luxury I guess I don’t deserve…
Here’s a luxury you deserver…in the form of today’s stepLINKS….Lucky you….
Vida Guerra in a Bathing Suit…..Wow….
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A Sling Shot Bikini Contest Seems to Make a Bad Day More Tolerable
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Lohan’s Family Insanity That Explains Why She’s Such a Fucked Up Slut….Of the Day
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Because Sometimes the Only Way to End a Bad Day is To Pull One Out
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Amerie Is Sexy As Hell
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Either Kristen Stewart is Pregnant or She’s Just Getting Real Fucking Fat
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6 Minutes of Random Things Happening for One Reason or Another
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THE 10 GREATEST VERY SPECIAL EPISODES EVER!!!
(Whatchu Talkin Bout Jesus?!)
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Irish TV Star Christine Bleakley Upskirt
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Security Cameras + Minimum Wage Employees = AWESOME!
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25 Girls Playing Football In Their Underwear
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I Wanna Bone Heather Locklear so Bad It Hurts
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Barbie Duran is Taking It All Off
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Milla Jovovich is Lookin’ Mighty Fine in Maxim
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Miranda Kerr Can Totally Look Like Jailbail Sometimes But It’s Awesome Cause Imagination Can’t Get You Arrested
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Whatever Stupid Thing She is Wearing Charlize Theron is Alright in My Books
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What Kind of World Are We Living In When a Dumb Cunt Files a Retraining Order Against Mini Me?
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Daiana Ygropoulou May Have a Weird Name, But When You Lay Your Eyes On Her, It Won’t Matter Anymore
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Can’t Get Enough of Naked Sluts Playing Wii
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Check Out Kim K’s Shiner
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Keep Practicing Idiot – VIDEO
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Keri Gets Her Rocks Off By The Pool
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Heaven is Hanging Out on the Grass
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Why Hello Candice Swanepoel
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Watch This Idiot Girl Fall Off a Skateboard – VIDEO
(Seriously This Cunt Bails Hard)
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Genevieve Godbout Will Help Thursday Go Out With a Bang
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Eve Wyrwal and Some Topless Lingerie
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An Amateur Gallery is Like a Warm Glass Of Milk Before Bed
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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When Slutty Teens Strip Down – VIDEO
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Maggie Grace is Hot in That Girl Next Door Kind of Way
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A Nice Piece of Ass is a Nice Piece of Ass, No?
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I Love When Sluts Are Drunk and Reckless
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Angel Dark Strips It All Off
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victoria white hates her tights
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Yo, if your boyfriend were the president!!! – VIDEO
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Playmate Says She Was Stuck In The Bed Masturbating For A Whole Day “I Was Addicted To Playing With Myself!”
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Skywalking for Endless Love – VIDEO
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The Scales of Justice Are Tipped
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Ariel Takes Her Lingerie Off
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Some Photos From Celebrity Sex Rehab
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Rihanna Spills The Beans
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I Wonder Of Gwen Stefani Does the Reverse Cowgirl?
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I’m Fatter Than Kirstie Alley, Why The Fuck Don’t I Have a TV Show?
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BEYONCE GETS ALL SORTSA KINKY AND SEXY AT THE MTV EUROPEAN MUSIC AWARDS!
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Funny Prank – Sending Nude Chicks to a Virgin Geek Video Game Competition
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