I am protesting twitter because I have done 5,000 updates but don’t have 5,000 followers and I like things to be balanced out because I am obsessive compulsive. So I need 200 people to follow me on twitter to get started and that’s where you come in….so if you aren’t following me…..then
That said, someone made me watch the first half hour of the Shauna Sand sex tape , it may not be hot, because she looks like a corpse and her pussy is grey, meaty, no longer functional and possibly confused as to whether or not it is a vagina, but it is a great way to learn french…
Another way to learn french, my stepLINKS….because they are so badly written they must be another language….now click em.
Cuban Beauties are easy cuz they will do anything for a Green Card…..
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Cat Fight on the Soccer Field!! – VIDEO
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Kristin Cavallari’s in a See Thru Shirt
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Because What the Fuck Else Are You Gonna Do This Weekend?
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Beyonce Is More Fun to Stare At When She Dances, But These Photos Ain’t Half Bad
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If The Zoo Was Like This Video, I Would Probably Go More Often
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German Actress Davorka Tovilo Is In a See Through Dress, And When I Say See Through, I Mean SEE THROUGH
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A Tribute to Billy Mays – VIDEO
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Diane Kruger is Looking Good in a Black Dress
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Trainwreck 100 – The World’s Most Worthless Celebrities
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A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20
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Australia Hates Britney Spears
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Seriously, I Think Megan Fox Looks Her Best When She is Dressed Down
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I May Hate Katy Perry, But Judging By These Pics, She Looks Like She May Be Good at Sex
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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These Real Housewives Sluts And Fucked Up Man
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Not Sure What’s Happening in this Stripping Contest But Here It Is Anyways
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A Week Isn’t Complete Without David Hasslehoff Being Drunk and Doing Something Ridiculous
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Peaches and Her Friend Get It On
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Eva Wyrwal Takes Her Tits Out in Nuts Nuts
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The JLO Sex Tape is Going to Drop Any Day Now
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Zoe Britton Takes It All Off
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James Galdolfini Will Punch You In the Face! – VIDEO
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Web Came Ass Shaker Is Impressive
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Check Out the Nude It Iphone App
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Stacy Dash is So Fucking Hot and I Don’t Know Why We Don’t See More Of Her
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Gotta Love Some Lesbian Teen Action
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And MORE Lesbian Action!
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Danni Ashe Gives You a Virtual Lap Dance
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Tan Lines Aren’t So Bad When They ARe On a Nice Rack
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Super Sexy Sweater Kittens: 2009 Edition
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Shay Laren and Ashlynne Brooke Take a Shower
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Kelley Thompson is a Playboy Babe
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And MORE Proof Women Can’t Drive – VIDEO
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Hey Lady, Where’s The Beef?
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Television Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Around the Corner At Your Local Pizza Hut
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How to Do Your Make Up Like a Whore
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Robert De Niro is in a Kate Beckinsale/Dres Barrymore Sandwich
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WHAT IN THE FUCK DID MIRANDA KERR DO TO HERSELF?
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KIMBERLY SERIOUSLY HAS THE NICEST LOOKING PUSSY I’VE EVER SEEN!
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Bonus – Some Cam Girl And Her Awesome Tits
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