stepLINKS of the Day

A friend of mine hired a craigslist prostitute last night. He figured she worked for herself so no pimps would be involved and there would be room for negotiation. So she started up at 150 dollars for the hour, full service with pretty much no restrictions other than wearing a condom during sex and he talked her down to 50 dollars. I told him that anyone so desperate for cash, who would be willing to fuck you every and any way, with condomless blowjob for 50 dollars is probably someone you should avoid. Even street whores are more expensive than that and they don’t even have homes, are addicts, not “students” trying to pay tuition.

Either way, she showed up, he banged her, gave her the 50 dollars. She went to the bathroom, shit all over the fucking place, some of the most rancid, dying on the inside, coming off crack or heroin shit you can imagine, but at least she got the right room, and stole 500 dollars worth of shit from his watch to other shit he had lying around…

So let that be a life lesson to all of us. If the whore is too cheap. Shit’s probably gonna leave you beat up, with AIDS, robbed or with a bathroom covered in shit, so it’s worth it to just fuck a fat chick you meet in a bar.

Here are my stepLINKS

Since I Know You’re a Virgin Who is Obsessed With Megan Fox

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Mike Tyson Fucked Up Again…

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Because Your Dick Isn’t Going to Jerk Itself Off, Is It

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Classic Titles Made Sarcastic With Quotation Marks

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The 10 Hottest Girls In Country Music

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Only British TV Would Be Stupid Enough To Have a Michael Jackson Seance

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Monica Cruz > Scar Jo

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Sexual Harassment – A Comedy

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Let’s Laugh At Jersey Fist Pumpers – VIDEO

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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity

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25 Hilarious Pictures of Jesus

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Striptease of the Day – 3 for 1

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Seeing Before and After Lohan Shots Really Puts Things in Perspective

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Rihanna is Out and About and Lookin’ Mighty Fine

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Megan Fox is Having a Cry Cause She doesn’t Like The Way the World Views Her

(All Together Now: AWHHHHHHHHH)

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Mariah Carey is Gettin’ Her Drink On!

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Jon Gosselin Just Keeps Fucking Up and It’s Amazing. Apparently There’s a Sex Tape…

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Liv Tyler Gallery

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Melisa is Getting Dirty in the Swamp

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I’m No Mechanic, But Something Tells Me Salt Water is No Good For You Car – VIDEO

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Jessica is Naked in the Comfort of Her Own Home

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Sandy Summer is Nude

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And This is What It Looks like When You Get Mauled By a Chimp

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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go – VIDEO

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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart

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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun

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Rhian Sugden and Danni Wells topless

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Eva, Lindsey, Kitty, Emilly and Peta

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Nicole is Oh So Sexy

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What Sophie Monk is Doing at a Sexiest People Magazine Party is Beyond Me

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Party Girls Making Out With Each Other

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Masha and Oksana Get It On

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Gisele is the One

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Khloe Kardashian is Spending Her Husbands Money Like a Good Wife

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These Are the Christian Days of Lives

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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Donkey Edition

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By The Beach and Nearly Naked

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Some Aubrey O’Day Skankiness

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WOW! Check Out These Photos of Christina Ricci

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Kourtney Kardashian is Looking Alright While Pregnant

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Apparently Adrian Curry Got Fat

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HERE’S A PUSSY SO PRETTY, I’D LICK IT EVEN IF IT STINKS, WHICH IT PROBABLY DOES

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stepLINKS of the Day November 12th, 2009