I didn’t go to all night teenage sex parties this weekend. I was stuck trying to get a boner for a 40 year old chubby chick who danced like a slut, while my wife was at home having sleep apnea cuz she’s brought me to this low point in my life where I find fat chicks I would have never looked at twice worth trying to get hard over because my wife is just that much more disgusting, but I will tell you that I woulda rather been at all night teenage sex parties…because girls these days are all real fucking deal sluts….not that it matters….
Here are my stepLINKS
Michael Lohan is Into Strippers That Look Like Lindsay. Ew.
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Paris Hilton and Kim Kardahisan Are Gonna Have It Out, Let’s Just Hope They Do It In Front Of Cameras and Naked
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The Hottest Filipina Women vs The Hottest Puerto Rican Women
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They Call Them Human Wrecking Balls
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I Like Megan Fox Best When She is Keeping Her Mouth Shut
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I’m Not Quite Sure the Chinese Understand Sex – VIDEO
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HERE’S A VIDEO OF LOHAN AND HER FRIENDS DOING A COKE IN A BATHROOM
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Beyonce and Her Panties Have an Upskirt
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Victoria Beckham Looks Half Bangable Here…YEah, I Said It!
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Because The Weekend Probably Made You Want to Kill Youself Even Further
And Monday Definitely Isn’t Going to Help
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How To: Survive in a Redneck Bar
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That Slut They Based Secret Diary of a Call Girl on Has Finally Revealed Herself
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What You Haircut Really Says About You
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Leighton Meester is in Lingerie in GQ
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And a Little More Beyonce Because, Well, Why Not?
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for Fuck Sakes, Another Scream Movie? Really?
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Shayne Lamas and Her Tits Got Busted for DUI
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How About Some Lingerie Football?
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Marisa Miller + Harley Davidson – Behind the Scenes
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Sarah Palin Taking Oprah Hunting is Def an Episode of Oprah I Would Watch
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A Televised Upskirt Competition. Yes, You Read That Right
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Relax, Ass, It’s Just a Video Game
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Cutie Does Some Self Story
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Carli Banks Has a Lot to Show You
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A Big Titted Striptease on Big Brother in Some Weird Country
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Cutie Needs to Wizz!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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VIVID ENTERTAINMENT HAS CARRIE PREJEAN’S SEX TAPE
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Britney Spears Yellow Bikini Ass
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WOWOWOW!! Check Out Monica!!
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Ann Angel is Fine By Me
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Olivia Wilde & Megalyn Echikunwoke Make Milk Chocolate!
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Bikini Body Show Off
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Cassia Riley Always Knows How to Get a Job Done
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Jamie Graham is Getting Naked for Playboy
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Say Hello to Jazella
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Teenaged Mutant…Resevoir Dogs?
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Have a Go At Her, Buddy
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In Case You Didn’t See the Sittin’ on the Toiley Video Yet, Here It Is Because I Can’t Stop Laughing
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68 Belt Bra Babes
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Sunny Leone Want’s You to Go Fuck Yourself
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This Kid Reporter Goes a Bit Nuts
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Short Shorts Are Good No Matter What Time of the Year
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IT’S JUST ANOTHER MONDAY, BUT THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER DISPLAY OF HOT PUSSY … DAYUM, DIS BITCH IS FINE!
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Oral Sex Phone
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Chesty Irish lingerie Model Ava Beth McGrath, 21, from Cork helps us forget the Monday blues.
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Phoenix Cop getting clowned for parking in a “Hybrid Car Only” parking space…If you can use it in your link dump, thatd be great…
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Rogue COllector’s Photobucket Fuckit Finds….
Young – Emo and Topless – Photobucket Idiot Who Didn’t Realize Photobucket is Public
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Some Big Ol Tits
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