stepLINKS of the Day

I was tricked into watching Twilight because I have a soft spot for a group of 16 year old girls and their soft spots. I met them at Starbucks and told them I was a celebrity DJ. They believed me.

Either way, I am not a better person for experiencing that shit that is Twilight, If anything feel like an asshole for wasting the hour before I fell asleep on it. I just felt like I had to see what the world was going nuts over…and now I know I should have spent my life writing crap because that way I’d be a millioniare, instead of the suck at life hurtbag I am. Seriously, I am pretty sure the girls I used to substitute before getting asked kindly to leave the school since I wasn’t hired as a substitute could have done something with more depth, not that I know anything about depth but I seriously felt my dick shrivel up in how fucking obvious that shit was made fore little girls, something I like to think I was made for, but the law won’t let me live up to my full potential…

I’d take 2012 over this New Moon bullshit anyday….and I have no idea why I took this post into a sexual predator realm, I guess I had no choice….like Twilight…It was the obvious approach.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Yeah I’d Still Bang Charo’s Handicapped Ass

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Because Beating Off Should Be As Simple As You Are

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Some Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pics to Help End a Shitty Day Right

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10 Sexy Rap Video Hoes

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The Deleted Scenes From Paranormal Activity

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Some TV Shows That Would Have Been Way More Kick Ass With Vampires

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Geri Halliwell Panty Upskirt

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Ashley Greene is Lookin’ Mighty Fine at the New Moon Premiere

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And MORE video Dating Hunks

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Ahhhhh Some Penny Cruz ia Always Good for the SOUL

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25 Funny American Gothic Portraits

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Striptease of the Day

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Remember Anthony Michael Hall? Word on the Street is He’s a Women Beater

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Hayden Panty-Airs Cut Her Hair or Some Shit, Still Looks Like Midget

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Christina Aguilera is Lookin’ Hot on the Set of Her New Movie

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HEATHER LOCKLEAR IS BACK ON MELROSE PLACE

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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity

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Beyonce is Lookin Good, What Can I Say?

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The World’s Boob Slapping Contest is Pretty Much What It Sounds Like

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Yeah, So This is Pretty Much the Best Game Show Ever

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Sorry Kid, Mommy is a BITCH

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Lindsay Lohan is a Self-Entitled Bitch With No Shame

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Madison is Masterbating Outside

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Bree Olsen is Sexy on the Stairs

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A Diving Board Fail is Always Good For a Laugh

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Charlotte is in the Shower

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Ciara is Lookin’ Good in a Black Dress

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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun

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I Was Never That Into Chloe Sevigny, But Everyone Else Seems to Be, So Here She Is

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Flowers, Fields and Nudity

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Gisele (The Porn Slut) Is Always Easy on the Eyes

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Ahhh Kate Beckinsale is the Goods

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Some Naked Sporty Chick and Her Big Fake Tits

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Fedor Emelianenko on his bout with Brett Rogers

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I’m Always Into Seeing Sasha Grey Naked

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Kimberly Williams Busts Out Of Her Bra and Panties

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Jana Jordan is In Leopard

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Dumbass destroys a $1.7 million Bughatti Veyron

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Here’s Some Clips of The Oprah/Sarah Palin Interview, If You Care

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Sorry Loser, You’ll Never Work in This Town Again

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Between Two Ferns with Conan O’Brien

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A Bunch of Celeb Hotties at the Museum of Contemporary Art 30th Anniversary

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JENNA HAZE IS A NAUGHTY PUSSY-LICKING SCHOOL GIRL

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stepLINKS of the Day November 17th, 2009