I used to watch Oprah almost daily. I was doing this for as long as I’ve been living the housewife dream, you know living off my woman’s bank account and sitting on my ass all day. I’ve worked her into the site, I’ve worked things I’ve seen or her show onto the site and then I got bored of her.
So the fact that she is ending the show doesn’t depress me on the level some of these fat women out there are probably feeding/feeling as they cry into their ice cream. It didn’t become dinner conversation cuz I’d rather talk about vagina, not fat black billionaires. It just means I won’t ever be a guest on her shit, because I need more than 18 months to do something substantial enough to get noticed.
I guess I’m just shocked to find out that she’s not a robot, her show is boring, she lacks passion and has made billions doing something that doesn’t warrant making billions for, so fuck her, let her fade into obscurity, but she won’t, she’s too much of a loud mouth and we can’t get rid of her unless she dies, but I hope something in her masterplan glitches and she ends up releasing a sex tape to get noticed…..
I can’t believe I just wrote about Oprah. I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with me.
Here are my stepLINKS….
Miley Cyrus is Dressing Like a Hooker, Showing Off Her Teen Ass Cheeks
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Scrubs XXX Parody Interview
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Holly Madison Crushes Grapes With Her Vagina Lips
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Because Bustin’ a Nut Will Make A Bad Day Better
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Some Sluts From the 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards
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Penelope Cruz’s Sexiest Pics
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Maybe There’s a Wrong Way to Eat a Reese’s
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The TRUTH About Sarah Palin
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I See More of Pam Anderson’s Vagina Than I Do y Own Dick
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Slow Mo Soda Bottle Slaying….Wait…What?
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I Little Bit of Ashley Greene Because I Love Her
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Trust Me, You Are Gonna Wanna Bang the Hip-Hop Train Conductor on Disney’s Choo Choo Soul.
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Pamela David is the Kind of Gal You Should Get to Know
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Striptease of the Day
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Rosie Huntington’s Boob is Exposed
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Rihanna is Wearing some Yellow Latex or Some Shit
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Megan Fox is Shopping With David Silver
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Okay Jersey Shore Pretty Much Looks Like the Best Show Ever
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Model Behati Prinsloo’s Bra And Underwear Bike Ride
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A Jessica Simpson Throwback That Showcases The Only Asset She Has, IE: Her Tits
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Nude Angels from Euro TV
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How Nudists Get Upset About People Having Public Sex is Beyond Me
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Horney Slut Gets Naked in the Park
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Tori Black Lets The Fucking Machine Fuck Her in the Ass
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Eva Angelina is a Whole Lot of Women
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Minley Cyrus Almost Died, Too Bad She Didn’t Though
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Jessica Alba Throwback Gallery
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Chick With a Muff is Going solo
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Anetta Keys is Glorious
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Holy Fuck I LOVE Keri Hilson
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Two Girls and Their Lollipops
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Fat Acceptance Raises Some Big Issues…Which Sit Next To You On the Plane
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Mica Presley is Hot
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The World’s Dumbest Arsonist Set Himself On Fire
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Nice Rack Honey, Real Real Nice
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College Football Week Twelve Preview: Cheerleader Edition
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Brooke is a Cyber Girl
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Michelle Trachtenberg is Lookin Good
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Girl Stops Fat Bastard From Kicking Her Boyfriends Ass
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Hey There Elf Tits
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Kate Moss is Starving Herself and It’s Fine By Me
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Check Out Mama’s Boobs!
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THE GAY ZOMBIES WILL GET YOU!
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I Love Rachel Bilson Cuz She’s A Useless Whore and I Love Useless WHores
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I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT HOT AND STINKY WEEKEND PUSSY WAS EVEN BETTER THAN WAXED AND PERFUMED WEEKDAY COOCH!
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