The only time I like seeing women in ill-fitting clothes is when they are teenage runaways who only have one pair of pants for their journey they set out on a few months and 20 pounds earlier. It’s a sign of desperation, hunger and filth that usually opens a window for me to invite their poor, sad asses to my house, not that it is much of a house, but it is impressive to homeless teens, like shit should be on Homeless Man Cribs, since it’s like a fucking mansion compared to their park bench, cardboard box or wherever the fuck teen runaways sleep…..I don’t really care for it when it’s on washed up UK popstars I don’t really have any interest in wanting to fuck anymore.
Pics via Bauer