I think I have posted this picture before – it’s come to the point in my life where they all look the same…I guess the same could be said about everything on this site….you know like its fucking groundhog day…but who really gives a fuck….I’m still doin it….It’s almost like marriage….everyday the same fucking pussy over and over and over even though shit is just getting older and ranker…never tighter or nicer….and if you’re lucky you hire a hooker or two to make shit tolerable….think of me as your wife and you gay porn sites as your hooker….you closet case motherfucker….I know this doesn’t make sense…but visualize it baby…if you do channel it proper…shit’s genius to retards….
Ps. I am drunk and surprised I’ve never sabotaged my site while drunk in the past, since I seem to sabotage everything else in my life and everyone I’ve ever known…..Good times…..
Here are my links….
Danielle Lloyd and Her Tits Are Better Than a Thanksgiving Turkey
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Seriously Katie Price is an Indecisive Cunt
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Because It’s Thanksgiving and I Know You Got Some Time to Kill
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The Vampire Dad From Twilight Gets to Bang Jenny Garth on a Daily Basis
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5 Amazing Star Wars Related Status Updates
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Which NFL Star Will Be Arrested Next
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Lady GaGa and a Sort of Nip Slip on Leno
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Jessica Biel May Be Hot But She is an Idiot Who Needs to Shut Her Mouth
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25 Awesome Cubicle Pranks
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Tiger Woods Was In a Car Crash
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David Beckham and Brad Pitt Are Getting Fucked Over By These Idiots In Dubai
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Dita Von Tease is Just Doing What She Does
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Hey David Hasslehoff, When You’re an Alcoholic It’s Not Called A Seizure, It’s Called The Shakes
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Arsenio Hall Says Paula Abdule is NOt Only Funny, But Also Great in Bed
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Bikini Car Washes are Always Awesome
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How Are We Supposed to Pay Attention With All These Naked Lesbians Around Here
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Cheating Girl Gets Dumped – VIDEO
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Cody is a God Who Works More Than My Wife Does
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Lonely Blonde is Rubbing One Outs
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Jayden Cole and The Fucking Machines
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Yeah Fck the British and Their Stupid Guards
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jesssica Valentino is a Whole Lot of Woman
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SHE’S MILEY FUCKING CYRUS
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Jessica Alba is Wearing Fishnets
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An Amateur And Her Stripshow
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I’d Like to Introduce You to Monica
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Rihanna Bondage Throwback
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Drunk Sluts and Their Massive Tits
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Balwinder Singh, Rookie American – A hipster rekindles his love affair with America with the help of an angry cab driver
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Lucky Lesbians Eva Nicole and Hayley Jayde
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Ahhhh Gisele…
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Now That’s a Tight Ass!
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Demotivational Mayhem: 226 Demotivational Posters Demotivational Mayhem: 226 Demotivational Posters
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Sunny Leone is Fine By Me
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Bar Refaeli – Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit 2010
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Bitch Fight in the Laundry Mat – VIDEO
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Lunch Meat Anyone?
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Sherlock Holmes + 7-11 = Wait…What?
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Watch This Slut Get Her Pussy Waxed
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I Can’t Fucking Juggle, Can You? – VIDEO
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Yeah, I’d Bang Nancy Reagan.
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DENISE MILANI’S BOOBS ARE SIMPLY FUCKIN’ HUGE!
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