I think I just invented the most amazing thing. If I told you what it was then you could just steal it and leave me in the fucking dust, but I will say that it’s got nothing to do with the people who crashed the White House, it definitely has nothing to do with Tiger Wood’s wood getting moist in every pussy around the country because growing up as the only golfer his age, because he had no friends and his dad was trying to teach his mixed race ass to be white, forcing him to to hang with his dad and grandfather in his free time, doesn’t get you pussy, but 100,000,000 dollars a year does, it doesn’t have to do with Perez Hilton finally finding Lady Gaga, his first friend thanks to having an influential website that sells records for her, it’s got to do with things that actually fucking matter in life…it is the greatest invention in the world. I am going to be the next shamwow/slapchop guy…I just need to invent it…I am just way too lazy for that…
Until then, here are my stepLINKS….
AHHHHHHHHH Miranda Kerr!!
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Okay, Well Tiger Woods Is Officially Busted
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Because We All Deserve a Little Release Now and Again
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The 9 Hottest Dominican Women
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Diane Kruger is in a Bikini
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Mortal Kombat Is Not A Tournament – VIDEO
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Been Caught Stealing: History’s Six Great Musical Heists
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Atomic Kitten Jenny Frost See Through Dress Shows Panties
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A Little More Elisabetta Canalis
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^ Important Tips If You Plan on Driving Drunk
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MRS. KEATON FROM FAMILY TIES LOVES THE SNATCH
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Th Ex Miss Argentina Died After Getting HEr Ass Enlarged
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I Bet Anna Kendrick and George Clooney Boned
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Kate Hudson is Starting to Look So Much Like Goldie Hawn It’s Insane
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Happy Birthday Britney Spears
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Peta Has Royally Pissed Off the Catholic Church
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Kelly Brooke Gallery
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Samantha Buxton is Beautiful
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CAAAAAAT FIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHTTTTT – VIDEO
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Gettin Pounded By the Machine
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This Computer Simulation From China Of All This Tiger Woods Bullshit is Amazing
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Well Get There Danny Woodward
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cody Love Really is Something Special
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Martha Stewart is Picking Fights All Over and I Love It
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Rosie Jones and Emma Frain Are Topless
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Luciana Loves the Great Outdoors
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Erika’s Tits Are Just Out Of This World
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Natalie Portman is Lookin’ Pretty Hot
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Half Naked Drunk Girls Having a Good Fucking TIme…Tonguing Each Other and Dry Humping Each Other
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Some New Sitcom is Out About Virgin Loser Gaming Dorks That I Am Sure You Will Fucking Love
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Mili Jay Knows Being Alone Isn’t a Bad Thing
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Lia Showers in a Gown
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Crystal McCahill Playboy Gallery
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John Mayer Wants a Threesom With Lohan and Sam Ronson
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Beef and Cheddar Anyone
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Justine Timberlake Is Going Back to The old School
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Okay I Am Going to Home Depot and Getting The Shit to Build a Trebechet Like NOW
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Sweet Christmas Nightmares
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Kylie Bisutti Wins 2009 Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Search
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Bai Ling, Being Disgusting as Usual
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I Can Dig These Babes that Get All Into Sports, Even Though I Have No Interest in Sports Whatsoever
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SERIOUSLY, AMY HAS THE HOTTEST “SLOPED ASS” I’VE EVER SEEN MY ENTIRE LIFE
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BONUS!!!
Watch My Friend’s New Music VIdeo….
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