I think I have an eating disorder. At least that’s what my XXL sweatpants that just split despite being my only pair of pants that fit me. If Dr Oz put me in his Truth Tube, I think I’d already be dead. That said, I hope this meal I just overate destroys my insides so that I get to experience the satisfaction of wiping my fat dirty ass with my wife’s electic toothbrush. It’s a new hobby and I figure it serves the bitch right for marrying a pig like me. She should have known better.
Here are my stepLINKS….
Here’s Some Fake Megan Fox Nudes That Look Pretty Fucking Real and May As Well BE
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Tell Me You Don’t Get a Boner From Watching Chicks Tickle Each Other
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Tila Tequila is Engaged to Some Other Lesbian
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Imagine a Snake Shoved Up Your Snatch
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Because Sluts Aren’t So Easy to Find These Days
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GIMMA DAT BACON – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Watching People Drink Puke is Disgusting and Hilarious All At the Same Time
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Some Bai Ling and Her Alien Nipples
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5 Things That Will Make You Proud to Be an American This Week
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I’d Pay Good Money to Watch Rihanna and John Mayer Fuck
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Joselyn James is the Type of Teacher I Wish I Had When I Was a Kid
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Striptease of the Day – SURPRISE EDITION
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REAL LIFE EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS
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The Tiger Woods Mistree Count is Now At 11
**NOW WITH ONE ADDITIONAL PORN STAR**
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Man Jada Pinkett Used to be HOT, What the Fuck Happened?
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Jersey Shore is SERIOUSLY Pissing Some People Off
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I Thought Cher Was Dead But She Appears To Have Risen From The Grave
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Sports Fan Fun From Around the World – VIDEO
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A Naked Waitress Sounds All Right to Me – VIDEO
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Drunk Sluts Making Bad Decisions – VIDEO
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There’s Some Borderline War of the Worlds Shit Going On In Norway
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Danielle Takes It All Off
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! – VIDEO
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Check Out This Plane From the Uniter Arab Emirates
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Soem Olivia Munn is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Katherine Heigl and Her Mormon Cleavage
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Now Here’s a Maid I Would Like to Have Clean My House
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All Hello Jenna Haze
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Alesha Dixon is All Legs
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Some Cuban Beauties You Oughta Really Take a Look At
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Masha and Ania Have Fun With a Dildo
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Jennifer is Naked and Wake Boarding
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Check Out the Rack on Janine
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Man Julia Roberts Sounds Like a Riot When She is Drunk
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Quentin Tarantino + Japan = AMAZING – VIDEO
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Kate Bosworth is Everywhere These Days
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TITS – A Tribute
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Addicted to Rock Band Much? – VIDEO
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Some Gorgeous Girls Gift Wrapped
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George Clooney’s GF Has a Wedgie!
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I Totally Wanna Bang Eva Green
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PLAYBOY BOMBSHELL JESSA HINTON IS JUST MOTHER FUCKIN’ HOT!
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