I have been trying to crash office Christmas parties the last couple of days, my theory is that this upcoming week will be a lot busier for Christmas parties. Since I work alone, I figure I need to get in on some free food, free drink and easy drunken office girls who don’t realize that I don’t actually work with them, because they’ve had a little too much eggnog. I’m not too confident it’s going to work out, but there’s no real harm in trying, because despite being a loser with very little ambition or drive, these kinds of stunts get me excited….and until I find Christmas parties, I’m heading back to the mall to look up skirts of slutty teenage girls lookin’ for atttention….or like I call them…the Christmas Miracle from God….
Here my stepLINKS
I Just Jerked Off to Tiger Woods’ Apology Statement…
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Breaking News: Chris Brown Flips the Fuck Out
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Pam Anderson Smells More Like Stale Cum By the Day
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How Awesome Would It Be If Angelina Jolie Left Brad Pit For Muhammad Ali
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Because I Know There is No fucking Way You’re Going out Tonight
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Newspaper Headlines from The Simpsons
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Sex Trek is the Only Kind of Trekking I Want to Do – VIDEO
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THE SATURDAYS Frankie Sandford Panty Upskirt
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Banging Kate Hudson is Pretty Much the Closest the Banging Vintage Goldie Hawn I Will Get
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This Jersey Shore Thing is Kind of Getting Out of Hand
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Action Versus Pants – VIDEO
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Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Fight a Dozen Elves, or One Reindeer?
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Let Me Get This Straight. Tiger Woods Wife Will Stay With Him If He Gives Up Golf
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Rihanna on Stage in Some Weird Get Up, But Looking Kind of Hot
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So Long Flight of the Conchords
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Heather Graham is Irrelevant But Here’s Her Tit’s Anyways
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Ahhhhhh More of the Simpsons
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All I Want For Christmas is a Dick Towel
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Celebrity Lesbian Cat Fight in 3…2…1…
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Swat Team Epic Fail
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Check Out the Rack on Clea
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Veronica Loves the Great Outdoors
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If Tiger Woods Doesn’t Want His Wife, I’ll Take Her
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Gun Safety Fails
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Just When You Think Nick Hogan Couldn’t Get Any Stupiders
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Kelly Brooke is in a Wet Bikini
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A Lesbian Make Out Compilation
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Gotta Love an Amateur
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Why Isn’t Aubrey O’Day Whoring Herself on Hollywood Boulevard Yet?
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Dominno Yanks Off Her Shirt
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Drunk Slutty Girls SImulating Sex At a Costume Party…
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Alessandra and Molly Live the Fabulous Life
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Gotta Love Some Beach Tits
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The 8 Most Hilarious Tracy Morgan Television Moments
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And a Little Bit of Abbey Brookes
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Malika Menard – Miss France 2010 Pageant Photos … WOW!
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Jenny Rolls Around in Bed
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Yeah Yeah Yeah Madonna, We Know You Are Better Than All Of Us
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Tips For Single Ladies…from 1938
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I Love Me Some Zoe Saldana
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WWE DIVA AND PLAYBOY COVERGIRL MARIA KANELLIS OFFERS BEAUTIFUL POKES AND TIGHT LATEX DRESS UPSKIRTS!
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