I just saw a drunken 40 year old drive her car up onto the sidewalk so I decided to be a hero and save the fucking day. She was all dolled up coming home from her Christmas party and I guess she didn’t get to fuck her boss like she had planned cuz she was fuming, so I decided to offer to stuff her like a turkey, you know let her egg nog drip down my face, before fisting her with a candy cane and she wasn’t having it, so I took down her license plate, called the cops and reported her for drinking and driving. That’ll learn her to not buy into my sexual advance bribes and now lets hope bitch loses her fucking license…
The funniest thing about this time of year is that everyone young and old seems to be up late, getting hammered with friends and family or alone (like me) and it’s pretty out of control, but not as out of control as my stepLINKS, click EM.
One of The Assholes From So You Think You Can Dance is Raping Kids or Some Shit
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Because You Are Flying Solo This weekend
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Get Ready to Puke in 3…2…1
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The Ultimate Colleciton Of Rihanna’s Hottest Pics
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Shadow Puppet Presidents
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Lady Gaga or Lady Caca
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Yeah I’d Bang Sarah Jessica Parker
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25 Ways to Wear Duct Tape
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Striptease of the Day
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Latoya Jackson is Either Santa Clause or a Keebler Elf. I Can’t Be 100% Sure
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jesus, Lohan is Looking Beat
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Beyonce is Hawking Some Shit and Looking Good While Doing It
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You Know Snoop Dog and Martha Put Some of The Good Shit in Those Brownies
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Halle Berry is Looking Sad, But Hot
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Some Marilyn Monroe Paintball Art – VIDEO
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If Jerry Seinfeld
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And MORE of That Broad With the Super Nice Ass – VIDEO
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Naked Cheerleader is Masterbating
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A Porn Star and An Amateur and a Fucking Machine
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Lucy Pinder Celebrates X-Mas in Nuts
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Always Leave a Note – A Gallery
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I’m Really Developing a Thing for Rachel McAdams
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Vickie Blows is Topless and Wearing Stockings
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Check Out This Busty Teen
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Porn Stars, You Gotta Love Em
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Miranda Kerr is Smokin’
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Sammie and Angelina Get It On
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Girls Gone Wild: Nurse and Cop Girl-Girl Kissing
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Beautiful Brazilian Axe Angels [72 Photos]
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Abbey Brookes is Sexy
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Scarlett Johannson – Harper’s Bazaar Magazine
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Who Doesn’t Love a Backflip Fail?
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One of the Sluts From Glee is Topless on Broadway
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Politics in Ireland Seem Kind of Awesome
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This Ke$ha Chick Looks Worse Than Courtney Love
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IS IT JUST ME, OR ARE DENISE MILANI’S TITS GETTING EVEN BIGGER?
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