It’s Christmas and I can’t afford to go on vacation, but I can afford to sexually harrass bitches at the fucking mall, which is almost good enough. I am drunk and ready to drink more and here I am posting these links for you, when I could be jerking in the bathroom at Christmas Parties….but who can be thinking about jerking off after Brittany Murphy’s death…oh right…I can…Motherfuckers….Happy fucking holidays….
Here are my stepLINKS….
This is Some Serious Ass
GO I Mean Who Doesn't Want Their Daughter to Grow Up to Be an Ex-Porn Star/Fancy Stripper
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LEAVE TATER TOT AND HIS HIPPY HAIR ALONE
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Because Christmas is Probably Lonely for a Loser Like You
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Model Jessica White Spreads Her Legs
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Tori Black is Making ME Think Impure Thoughts
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LOLCAT Video of the Day
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The Anna Nicole Smith Holiday Special
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Ahhh to Be Kate Hudson’s Tiny Dress
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25 Creepy Mall Santas
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Ever Thought Jessica Simpson Was Half Retarded?? Here’s the Proof – VIDEO
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Best Sex Toy Commercial EVER. EVERRRRRRR!
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Stripfilm of the Day – Oiled Up
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Kanye West is Going to Mary That Ex Stripper with the Big Ass
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Alyssa Milano’s Evolution: Jersey Shore
(This is Awesome)
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Dancing with the Stars Did Kelly Osbournes Body Good
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Hey!! Dickhead!! Yeah I’m Talking to You – PHOTO
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Holy Fuck, Andrew Dice Clay is Still Alive
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And That’s Why You Have to Be Careful When You’re Drunk
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Brandy Says Merry Christmas
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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It’s a One Way Trip – VIDEO
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Amateur Slut Makes Video For Her BF
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Some Blonde Pussy Eating Lesbians
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Denise Milani is Lookin Good
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Something’s Gotta Break the Fall
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Aya Kiguchi is the Type of Asian Girl I Love. Mainly Because She is Half Naked
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Natasha Poly is Nude
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Carrie V is What Dreams Are Made Of
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Makenzie and Her Knee Socks
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Yeah I Would Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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Sasha Has a Carmen Elektra Thing Going On
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Tiffany Brookes and Her Black Bikini
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Who Doesn’t Love a Gymnast
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Some Lady Caca Shots from Her Shoot with David LaChappelle
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A Harry Potter Spoof, Just For Fun
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Looks Like Brittany Murphy Took the Heath Ledger Way Out
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The 13 Sweetest Nerf Toys of All-Time
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Gotta Love a Naked College Hottie
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Classic: Burger King Christmas Carol
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I Guess She’s Not a Street Walker, But Technically Speaking….
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BAR REFAELI IS THE ULTIMATE BABE
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Lesbian French Kiss
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