stepLINKS of the Day

I was in line at the pharmacy and the woman behind me was buying Maxi Pads and I was thrown off. I haven’t met a girl in decades who use maxi pads. That was like some shit from the 80s when you knew a girl had her period just by the sounds she made when she walked……Then I realized it must be a gift and figured I should get some for my wife. I figured it was a little vintage throwback to a better time, a little practical and totally affordable, I could hear her screams of joy….so I pulled together a couple bucks and got it for her. I figure sometimes you gotta splurge to get people off your back, ya know….

I just hope the fact that she hasn’t had her period in over 8 years or 70 pounds ago, all thanks to a hysterectomy caused by the HPV she thinks I gave her. The same HPV that when undiagnosed gave her multiple miscarriages instead of the babies I promised to give her early in the relationship prior to the operation that made her a man….a very hungry man……….I’m sure shell love it….but this could be worse than last years gift which was a can of no name brand baked beans, which is pretty bad, considering brand name baked beans are a fucking dollar……

‘Tis the Fucking Season…Here are my stepLINKS….



Big Asian Booty

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Brooke Hogan and Her Camel Toe

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Camels and Camel Toes, the Movie

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Today’s Courtney Love School of Parenting Tip Is…

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The 12 Hottest Christian Women

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Just Because You’re Getting Fat Over Christmas Doesn’t Mean You Have to Be Lonely Too

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Cheryl Tweedy is Dranched and Sexy on the Cover of Q Magazine

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What Happens When Samuel L. Jackson, McLovin, and 30 other major Hollywood

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The Simpsons in Eastern Europe is The Samsonadzes and It Looks Like a Giant Piece of Shit

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The Best of Kristen Stewart, Lookin Pretty Trashy for the Most Part

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25 Awesome Christmas Trees

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What Do We Do When We Fall Off the Horse, Steven Tyler? We Get Back On Again

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Stripfilm of the Day

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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity

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Demi Moore is a Geriatric and She is Mad at Ashton Kutcher

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Hana Soukupova is European and Sexy

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If You Ever Doubted Paris Hilton Was Completely Retarded

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And More in the Britney Murphy Saga

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Noeline Baker Was a Drunk Housewife Before MTV Made It Cool

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And That’s Why You Don’t Let Your Kid Touch Your Laptop

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Can You Spot the Fake Boobs?

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Gotta Love a Backflip Fail Video

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Nerdy Mom Fucks Her Pussy and Ass

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Hot Brunette Goes to Work on Her Own Body

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Catrinel Menghia Does Lingerie

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MR. Lough is a Cunt

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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun

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Miranda Kerr is Lookin Hot

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Eve Wyrwal and Lucy Pinder Topless

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Jenni, Luisa or Lisen

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Say Hello to Mariah Milano

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Miss Norway Throwback

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Yuliya and Amy Get It On

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Chelsea Medley and Lingerie

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Kagney Assumes the Position

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I Knew Martha Stewart Was a Lesbian

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Japanese Beatboxer

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These Jersey Shore Assholes Are Making Me Want to Kill Someone, Namely, Them

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Poor Santa – VIDEO

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Jersey Shore Street Fighter

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66 Women Who Wowed 2009

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Nicole Kidman is Not Tiger Woods

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Yeah, Some Jessica Alba is Alright

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MIRANDA KERR HAS PERFECT NIPPLES!

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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…..

This is an Interesting Teen Fat Chick Sex Christmas Party,

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Get Holiday Classic Eazy E – Merry Muthafuckin’ Xmas

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stepLINKS of the Day December 23rd, 2009