This is the best joke I’ve heard all day:
this guy walks into a bar.. sits next to another guy. Some good conversation and a couple drinks later the guy says “I could fuck any girl in here”
the other guy says, “thats pretty ambitious, what makes you think that?”
The guy says “because I’m a rapist.”
I didn’t write that – I’m not good enough to write jokes – the closest thing I got to writing a joke was this:
So hungry I could eat a homeless womans pussy in hopes it had bugs in it like I was on survivor-unfortunately i’d do that if I wasn’t hungry
Only I wasn’t joking at all…I guess I’m a hack….and here are my stepLINKS….to drive that fact home…Enjoy….
4 Porn Stars Who Should Be In The Jersey Shore Porno
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Kim and Khloe Kardashian Are Pretending to Be Skinny and the Only Person They Are Fooling Is Themselves
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Katharine McPhee’s Cleavage Does Conan
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Here’s a Wedding That’s Going to Be a Fucking Mess
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Rory McDonald is 20 years old, Has a 9-0 record and is making his UFC debut. What Have You Done Lately?
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Snoop Dogg Does Soap Operas – This is Too Funny….
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Lohan’s Twitter Bikini Pic for Attention…
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Whores Are As Whores Do
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The PWNed Support Group – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson Nip Slip, Obviously On Drugs
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Yeah I Totally Wanna Bang Hermoine From Haryy Potter
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I Can’t Get Enough of This Greenscreen Grandmas Video, So Here It Is Again
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This May Make You Question Your Sexuality…And Mine
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Some Celebrity New Years Party Pictures
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Stripfilme of the day
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THERE *IS* A TIGER WOODS SEX TAPE
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The Funny Thing Is, Under All That Make Up, Christina Aguilera is Actually Pretty Hot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sharon Stone Doesn’t Look Absolutly Disgusting For Once
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I’ve Been Wondering Where Phoebe Price Was – VIDEO
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Leighton Meester is Fucking AWful
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Can You Do Parkour While Jugging? He Can
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Upskirt On Argentinian TV
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Snowmobile Fail – VIDEO
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Blonde Hottie Oils Up Her Titties and Pussy
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Horny Slut Likes to Masterbate
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Now THIS is a Condom Commercial
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Itty Bitty Titties Are Lovely
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Brooke Mueller Was Boozing While She Was Pregnant
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Don’t Know Who Danielle Bux Is But She’s Wearing a Swimsuit, So Whatever
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Gotta Love a Lesbian Threesome
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Gotta Love a Lesbian 3some
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Bar Refaeli Sponsors Another “DAMN YOU, LEONARDO DICAPRIO!” Post
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Anne is Sporty…And Naked
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Deny and Iris Have a Special Friendship
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And More Racism From KFC
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Snoopdogd is Fucking Amazing
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Not Only Does Little Bow Wow Drink and Drive He Tweets While Doing It Too. Genius
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Why Are Babes From Sweden So Hot?
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Girl Putting Lotion on Her Tits….Hot Video……
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Pam Anderson’s Nipple Slip
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS
Some Chick and Her Tit Pics
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