Here are my stepLINKS – I don’t really have anything else to say. I write too much. It’s pretty annoying. I’m gonna stick to making dead socialite jokes on Twitter cuz it’s more stimulating than talking to myself here….keepiong my humor darker than the line at KFC on cheap tuesday while staying as awkward as Christopher Reeves having sex after the horse accident but prior to dying….that’s about it for now….
On a sidenote send me pics of your tits for tit cancer awareness – I’m gonna donate 10 percent of proceeds to breast cancer…ideally in my mouth at a stripclub….whatever that means…
Rachel Zoe is Fucking Disgusting
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Saw This One Coming From a Mile Away: Tiger Woods = HOMO
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I Forgot What a Bangin Body Jessica Alba Has
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Who Is The All Time Hottest Internet Slut?
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Because Locating Whores Online Shouldn’t Be Difficult
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Save Yourself the Time – 5 Seasons of Lost in 8 Minutes
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Uncle Sam Deoderant
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French Model Estelle Lefebure Topless With 36C Boobs
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I’d Pay Good Money to Watch Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Fuck
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Personally, I Think Koala Sex is Way Better Than Tennis, But That’s Just ME – VIDEO
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Seriously, What the FUCK is WRONG With Michael Lohan?
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Face First Into Failure – 25 Epic Faceplants
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Striptease of the Day
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Yeah, I’d Bang Trina
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Mini Me Looks An Awful Lot Like…
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Man This Casey Johnson Shit is Just Getting Sadder and Sadder
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Anna Faris Was Way Fucking Hotter With Blonde Hair, But I’d Still Ravage Her
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Ronald McDonald Has a New Enemy – VIDEO
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God Damn Shakira is Hot
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How To Wrap Your Cat for Christmas
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Jenny Takes a Shower – VIDEO
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Weightlifter FAIL – VIDEO
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Hottie Ends Up With a Very Wet Pussy – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Holly and Lindy on the Fucking Machines
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Beatrice is a Model From Romainia
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Cute Teens Have a Sleepover
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Kelly Hu in Lingerie
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Viola at the Lake
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Cameron is Pretty in Pink
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Throwback
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Jennifer Ling Will Make You Feel A Bit Better About Life
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Khloe Kardashian’s Vagina Will Turn into a Pot of Gold
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In Bed With Nikki Nova
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Rachel Weisz Is Damn Hot
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If Diet Pills Made The Kardashian Sluts Skinny, They Would Be Ally McBeal’s Size Now
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I’d Bang Kate Beckinsale Even Though She’s Wearing Acid Washed Jeans
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