I decided earlier today, that like Tila Tequila, I will pretend that Casey Johnson & Johnson is my fiance, my wifey, who I am going to marry in heaven and change my name to Jesus Johnson & Johnson for. I figure faking it will make me millions, I’d get her inheritance and I’d be set for fucking life, unfortunately, a life that may not be all that long and healthy since I’ve kinda fucked myself along the way by drinking too much, eating too badly, doing too many drugs, banging too many whores, but maybe these heart attack pains are all in my head, and I’ve actually, like a cockroach made myself resistant to the elements, while just always feeling like shit and never actually having it end. I think this is a whole lot of heavy shit to think about, I’ll have to go watch Ghostwhisper with Jennifer Love and her fat ass to reflect….and while I do that, here are my links. Happy New Year, you made it through the first week, which is saying more than we can say for quite a few people….ENjoy the time you have…Let’s hope for less morbid days…CUDDLES
Here’s a Shit Ton of Amazing Stills of Ashley Greene in the Body Paint Bikini That I’m Not Allowed to Post Because Internet Photo Laws Are Fucking Ridiculous
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Does Victoria Silvstedt Get Paid to Hang Out All Day in a Bikini
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Seriously, Fuck You Kate Gosselin
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Eliza Dushku’s Hottest Pics
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Because Hand Sex Is More Fun if You Have Something Quality to View
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Five Holiday Gifts Most Likely to be Returned
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Chinese Propaganda Punk
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Kate Moss Topless Photos
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It Didn’t Take Lohan Long to Get Back on the Crazy Train
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25 Holy Images In Everyday Things
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TEACH YOUR CAT TO SWIM!
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Caught in the Act! Peen in the Pipe Once Again
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If I Knew Anything About Hip Hop I Would Understand What “Lil Wayne x T-Pain x Drake x Nicki Minaj x Gucci Mane x Yo Gotti x Shawty Lo x Waka Flocka” Means
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Lindsay Lohan Will Fight You!
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Sofia Vergara in a Bikini for UK Loaded
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I Like How victoria Beckham is on America Idol Even Though She Can’t Sing Worth a Shit
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Tila Tequila is a Fucking Idiot
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Call ME Crazy But a Gary Coleman Body Double Makes Sense to Me
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Things That Make Sense: Keanu Reeves Is Really A Shape-Shifter Named Marty Spencer
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Talia is Your Treat of the Month
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Karate Girl FAIL
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Alison in the Clouds
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Lesbian Fuck Fest
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Elephant Cumshot is Just as Epic As it Sounds
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dirty Dirty Striptease
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Pam Anderson and Whatever STD of the Week She Has Are Back on the Market
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Some Miley Cyrus Personal Pictures Throwback
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Mili Has Some Alone Time
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Christina Aguilera and Some Dried Up Old Prune That I Think Is Cher On The Set of “Burlesque” in Hollywood
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Jazzy, Sammi and Charlie
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Talia Shepard shows Her Goodies
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These Guys Are Lifesavers – VIDEO
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So… Does K-Y “Intense” Gel Really Work?
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Tiger Woods Mistress Loredana Jolie
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Girl Vs Gay Guy On South American Sidewalk – VIDEO
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God I Hate Lady Gaga More and More Everyday
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Hottie Shares Her Workout
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Wheel of Fortune – Mispronunciation
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Laeticia Hallyday is a Serial Killer…Wait, what?
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