Marie-Eve here again.
I don’t know where the fuck fat ass disappeared to this afternoon but he’s been M.I.A and isn’t answering the pay phone at the park where he hangs out with that homeless that always licks his lips when he sees me. (Ew). Knowing him, he probably got arrested for indecent exposure on the bus (he likes to hop in the back door to avoid paying) or is laying in a ditch somewhere bleeding out of his ass after getting gang raped by a group of Trannys.
Either/Or.
Pending any new developments, click all of these links while I debate filing a missing person’s report.
Suri’s Toy Car Costs More Than Your Real Car, Possibly More Than Your House
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Bottom Pictures
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Get Laid. It Pays
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Oh and Here’s Some of Minka Kelly’s Hottest Pics Ever
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PRANK WAR RECAP!
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shauna Sand is Fucking Disgusting
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High Speed Homer Simpson Painting
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And More Drama from Lindsay Lohan
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50 Things Made Better By Bacon
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Striptease of the Day
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Replacing the Hoff with Howie Mandle is Like Drinking Shirley Temples instead of Striaight Up Scotch
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Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nothing to Fuck With
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The Midget Slut From Jersey Shore Had an Upskirt
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Mischa Barton Makes Me Want to Puke
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Zoe Saldana is Hot but Bitch Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Paul Sorvino From Good Fellas is Creating is Own Line of Pasta Sauce and It’s Hilarious
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Bruna Hort Gallery
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Chantelle Strips. Nuff Said
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Conan O’Brian Needs to Kick NBC in the Nuts and Break the Fuck Out
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Backflop Fail, Bitch
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Pussy Shave Video
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Blonde Cuties Get It On
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Here’s the Trailer for the A-Team Moie, If You Care
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hahah This Dog Jerking Off is Hilarious, But You Are Pathetic and Will Probably Get Off On It
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Sharon Stone is Fucking Delusional
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Tanya Robinson and Kayleigh Pearson
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Raven is a Beach Babe
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Say Hello to Verunka
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Man, Tori Spelling Way Never Hot, But Seriously What Happened To Her Face
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jana Jordan and Her Little Red Toy
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Jelena Jensen and Her Sunglasses
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Eva Mendes Loves Going Topless and I Love Her For It
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20 Years of the Simpsons
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The Truth About Hooters Girls
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Sure India, Let’s Throw Babies Off of Buildings, Why Not?
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Facebook Bukkake
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A Bunch of Sluts from the People’s Choice Awards
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