I hear it is the weekend, everyday is pretty much exactly the same for me, but I’m hoping this time weekend involves as many drunken naked vaginas as possible but unfortunately that’s usually only one naked vagina, a very large vagina that belongs to my wife that is only useful when I shove my hands inside it to keep me warm since we don’t have heat when she’s sleeping and I’m drunk and I am not really happy about that, but it’s the hand I’ve been dealt.
Here’s my new Facebook Since the Fuckers Disabled Me for No Reason Other than Racism
ADD ME
Seriously – They deleted my profile and I need to get you all back
ADD ME
If you haven’t added me – I hate you – But will give you another chance…
ADD ME
Here are the stepLINKS you’ve been dealt….
Jimmy Kimmel Basically Puts His Foot Up Jay Leno’s Ass on Live TV Because Leno is a Greedy Fucking Piece of Shit I Hope Seriously Fails for Being so Fucking Disgustin….
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Carrie Prejean Proves She s aGoos Christian…By Showing Us All Her Nipples…Again
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Lauren Pope is The Kind of DJ Slut I Want to See in a Club….Since Her Topless xis Much More Interesting that Ronson’s lesbianism and DJ AM’s broken dreams and addiction demos
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Because Lord Knows You Don’t Have a Fucking Date This Weekend
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Baby’s First Rejection – VIDEO
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28 Drinks Later – VIDEO
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Maria Sharapova Nipple Peek
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I Thought Winona Ryder Was Dead. Whoops
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And More Facebook Fail
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Kellie Pickler Gallery
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Stripfilm of the Day
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This Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Shit is Terrifying
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Jay Z is Talking About Some Shit, But I Don’t Know What It Is Because I Am Too Distracted By the Fact That He Looks Like a Camel
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Lauren Pope is a DJ who Probably Can’t DJ But She Looks Bangable I Guess
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Vanessa Hudgens is Lookin’ Good
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jessica Biel is Not Hot and Looks Like a Middle Aged Soccer Mom, But Here She is Anyways
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Kelis Tells Peta They Can Bascially Kiss Her Ass. Go Kelis!!
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Yeah I’d Bang This Jessica Rabbit Bitch
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Presenting: The Half Bikini
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Fast Food Door Smash Fail – VIDEO
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Cassandra Rubs One Out
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Twistys Babe Heather Summers Masturbating Alone
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Go Ahead, Shake That Ass
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fly a Plane Drunk
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Wow, Kate Hudson Must Feel Like an Idiot…
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Madonna and Her Sweaty cleavage
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Amateur Riding Toys
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Elisa is Sexy
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Nina Moric Bikini Throwback
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Nikkie Sami and Melissa
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Lizzy is Tattoed
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Ughhhhh Facial Piercings, Gross
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Busty Bartender Babes
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Sunny Leone is Blue
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Video of Amanda Bynes Doing Her Maxim Shoot
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Vicious Criminals And Violent Cops Clash In Prison
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Lady Gaga Was Always Desperate For Fame and Here’s More Proof
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Skiny Teen Girls Stripping
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Idiots Falling
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Penelope Cruz is Hot No Matter Whats
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Hottest Pics
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BONUS – The Guy WHo Tattooed Glasses on his Face….